Ah just admit it. You haven't washed your hands in a decade because you are too lazy to turn on a faucet and go through the action of washing your hands. You've got an indolent personality son, that's all.

Maybe just his eyeballs move up and down. That's a lot of flab to be bobbin' around.

No Don. You walking out the back with a cart full of groceries does not mean the store is giving you a break.

Too bad Mr. Phillips didn’t let the drumstick slip and whack Sandmann upside the head. He could have then made an immediate apologetic fuss about it, saying people generally don’t stand so close because this happens now and then. Satisfaction all around.

So true

Two-bit criminals, like these three screw ups, should go to prison if only to give society a break from so much damn stupidity.

Perhaps cameras in every room are more a more efficient and less troublesome deterrent than nailing everything down to prevent theft. But then strangers staying in your home would never do anything like that. Right?

I think it is Don’s way of begging someone to fire him already.

I want my wall so I’ll bore the country with a lengthy speech about nothing. That should get things rolling. Yep. Wall building should begin tomorrow. This is how President Empty-Head thinks. Tomorrow he'll be surprised and angry when nothing happens. What a dumb s**t he is.

That’s where he got the idea for his slat-fence wall.

Could have left out the Dickensian stuff and the article would have been just as interesting and informative. It only makes the author seem ignorant.

Hundreds of thousands of beautiful pointy sticks shining in the sun. Aaaaaaah.

Plastic people. That is all they are.

Artist got it all wrong. Should have painted that idiot standing beside it.

Anything for attention. Be it an ugly sweater outfit or bizarre background lighting. The tacky, criminal rich know how to make a splash for Christmas. Ugh.

WTH is running around in Steve King’s head and why does it have room enough in there to run around?

More like, Cory Booker loves the sound of his own voice. Good Lord. His State of the Union Address will start at 9 PM and go on past two in the morning.

He’s there as step-up buffer in case Don strokes out during one of his deals. Bet they even have wheels on the legs Trumpy’s chair.

Looks to me like the hole was caused by someone stripping a fastener as they were installing it at quitting time and said oh the hell with it, I got hot borscht waitin' for me at home.

I agree, and they deserved each other for as long as it lasted.