You just KNOW it was more about “letting people at Mar-A-Lago see how cool and important he is” than it was about actual national security. “Ooh looky me I’m president doing president stuff!” (Meanwhile Bannon pulls out a literal camera to hold over classified docs while Toddler In Charge smug mugs for the camera).

Yeah, learning about NFP is actually what sowed the first seeds of doubt in my teenaged Catholic brain. Like, how is this different than the pill....? It took another five years or so to fully break free, but I distinctly remember reading the pamphlet on NFP as a teen and frowning once I finished pondering.

I was taught Natural Family Planning at my catholic high school. In my mind, if you do this, you are still trying to control how many kids you have or if you have kids at all. So what difference does it make if you take a pill to make it easier? They would probably argue that this is “abortion” even though it isn’t.…

Ive been saying this for years. Hetero women, and I know its not fair to put the onus on them for having the misfortune of being biologically wired to be attracted to us, should stockpile every weapon possible then go on strike from having sex with us. Too many men sitting around not even having a clue how this shit…

I’ve wondered if we can just pass a law stating that all men, by the age of 18 or earlier, must get a vasectomy. Then if they decide they want kids, they can have it reversed (and hope it works!). If they’re going to force hypothetical me—I’m 45, no more kiddos for me—to carry a pregnancy to term and give birth,…

Historically, I believe the answer to those questions is:

As a child-free woman I could NEVER get a straight answer from health teachers and abstinence advocates! Even in high school I was the PITA saying “Okay, but what about those of us who NEVER want kids?” Is it nunnery or GTFO?

I want to know more about the federal hiring freeze. I thought Trump was supposed to create jobs (lol).

This is basically the entire plot of Lysistrata. The ancient Greeks were way ahead of their time.

Yep. Except they wouldn’t call it rape, just men’s rights.

No, that is ridiculous. These men don’t sleep with their wives. That’s what prostitutes and mistresses are for!

The problem being, and this brings me to a Chris Rock skit: “Ain’t nobody trying to blow Orrin Hatch! Ain’t nobody trying to give Newt Gingrich some! I don’t give a fuck, you ain’t never going to hear Newt Gingrich go: Man I wish these hoes would back up off me.’’

Too bad someone didn’t give him a Third Reich in the kisser.

Spencer did nazi that coming....

That’s ok. We still have Real Housewives of Atlanta.

Anthony Weiner not being dead in a ditch or renditioned to a black site in Yemen is proof that Hillary ain’t killed nobody.

This is an incredibly thoughtful comment. If you’re not already writing for larger audiences, please start doing so. The world needs your voice.

Look, it’s really hard to talk about this, and it seems like so many are eager to say the wrong things or create narratives that appeal to them.

The DNC didn’t anoint her as anything. The Democratic Party voted for her.
She was the chosen candidate of the DNC in 2008 too and she still lost. If Bernie had run a better campaign and Clinton hadn’t spent 30 years creating a network of political pros at her disposal, he would have won.

I'm a steelers fan, this shit is hilarious and accurate.