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Mr. Monogamy
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Yes! Nars Powermatte is the best. It doesn’t go away, transfers the least, and it doesn’t make my lips feel dry as hell. 

No.

I just watched this whole painful thing. Good on Trevor for trying. But that last exchange between the two of them when Trevor says “Yes, Trump has touched people,” clearly hinting at sexual assault. And Tomi says “Hillary could use some of that, huh??” No, Tomi. Just no.

The laws are tricky here in Texas regarding runaway youth. I work in homeless services in Houston and underage youth have to be connected to Child Protective Services. The laws severely limit overnight shelters and the services they can provide. I think everyone recognizes that family reunification is what should be

I currently live in Houston but grew up about a mile outside of a small, coal mining town in north central West Virginia. According to the most recent Census our population is about 375 people - meaning, everybody knows everybody, including the people who lived outside of the main street-is kind of area. The house

My new rescue kitten Pico, known as Pico de Gato in our apartment:

That's basic x infinity.

Im so sorry that happened to you and that you didn't have a way out. When I was in Italy as a chaperone on my little sister’s high school trip, the subway was shut down so we all hopped on a bus that was incredibly crowded to get where we were going. An Italian man sat next to me and kept smiling at me. He tried

I live less than a mile from here. The bike trail overpass there clearly has a sign that says: Clearance 15' 9". The victim says on air “I thought it was a puddle...” I can’t help but think “Darwinism” with shit like this. Stay the fuck home.

That Ole Henriksen melting cleanser is fantastic. Melts my very smudgeproof/waterproof/primed eyeliner and mascara right off, and you don’t need a lot of it. Since I have oily skin and live in Houston, I use my regular cleanser after (unless it’s one of those rare, cool & dry winter days), but it was a game changer

I feel you - I’m in Houston. And while there’s a lot of good here, there’s also a lot of shit show happening too...

I'm down. Ms. Polygamy, here I come!!

Only if we can sister-wife it, because I want in on this marriage as well.

I know... And it’s the Hotel ZaZa in Houston, which, I think the name says it, is very expensive. And a spa day and brunch the following morning, and pole dancing and drinking the night before... I just... Didn’t want to be like hundreds in debt from this. And after all the time and $$ I put into the bridal shower I’m

Yes - I am currently a bridesmaid (for the first time) and it’s a nightmare. The rest of the bridal party is like not engaged and I ended up throwing a crapton of money at the bridal shower to make sure it went well (buying drinks, favors, creating games, etc.). And now, the bachelorette party is coming soon and it’s

Update as of our evening news is that her body may have been found. Apparently an undisclosed item with the body is leading detectives to think that it is her. Incredibly sad and also terrifying. my heart breaks for this poor child

Oh - it’s literally the MOST sexist thing on the planet. What’s that one episode when Clark leaves the Planet and works for a competing newspaper with Lois’ old nemesis/frenemy and Lois goes APESHIT and it’s basically a whole episode of two grown women acting like petulant children, throwing themselves at Clark’s