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Mr. Monogamy
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I wish Jacqueline was a good villain. She can’t even muster up that. Even worse that she thinks her legal problems are more regal or something. You’re still a mess, girl.

I still don’t understand why she had to call Teresa’s brother btw. Especially since minutes before that she was talking about not living in the

It's hard for Trump to have a firm grasp on anything, given the size of his fingers.

I don't even have anything intelligent left to say about this guy any more. It's just UGH x infinity. Americas biggest troll.

I’m really starting to get worried that this sort of talk is going to incite violence on election night. Because when he loses, the portion of ABSOLUTELY INSANE society that he has legitimized and riled up will be absolutely irrevocably convinced that the world has ended and they’re therefore free to go on shooting

Look at the stars. See how they shine for you.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

This reminds me of something my mom used to say when I was being a brat:
“Who sets the tone? YOU set the tone”

He’s positioning himself to be the “sane” alternative to Trump, for a convention coup.

I don’t think he was hacked, but right after I typed my statement I started realizing that the statements released by Gingrich, Trump, and Rubio sound suspiciously similar, so I’m thinking someone in the GOP crafted a message for everyone in the party to use in a crass attempt to woo voters of color away from Hillary

I think this is his way of showing Trump he knows how to win in the South. The GOP doesn’t need 90% of the black vote, they need 20%.

I think it’s his way of becoming the anti-Palin, adding a much-needed dose of sanity to a ticket.

This is the man who has had 3 sucessive marriages with concurrent mistresses and assimilated the House in the 90's. We should be fearful, he isn’t done not saying no yet, in the coming days he’ll shake us to our core.

Soooooo... this is his way of turning down the VP slot w/o saying it out loud?

I love that name!!

(The other one is currently sitting on my chest, so he probably wants his photo up, too.)

This is Tiny, my crankiest kitty.

Mine will attack you in your sleep!!!! Look out!!!

I have a house panther as well, but mine is more contemptuous than sweet in this picture.