Gorgeous house, just gorgeous. I love driving through the neighborhoods of the Rock Creek Park area; they are all amazing. That Kelly woman is an idiot, though. No fucking way is the Secret Service going to allow a former President to move into a struggling DC neighborhood, even if he wanted to (and really, why would…

We need to stop slandering “pranks” by including them with scenarios where someone is just being a dick.

I’m trying to break through my own shyness right now. I want to become a writer but I’m struggling to publish or post anything I’ve written. I’m paralyzed by my fear of being “wrong” about anything I post.

At a certain point you just have to be like [jack‐o motion] and do you.

All you old-timer Jezzies be jealous, because I am seeing Lindy on Wednesday night.

I love this so much. His eyebrow says “I want your body,” while his slightly awkward grin says, “I want to hold your hand and find out what all of your favorite things are but I’ve never had that feeling before and don’t know what do next.”

I’ve seen clips of this 3 times today, and each time I ugly-cried. Way to be a total class act Florence!

Come on, Bobby. Let’s have some decency here.

This guy is a fucking moron, obviously, but I’m over here fuming about how I have to stare at his disgusting man tits, but you bet your ass they won’t show a woman’s nipple on TV.

Why is he allowed to show his nipples? Man has boobs and he's not trying to breastfeed anyone so I see zero reason why this is ok if it's not ok for me to let my natural God made breasts out.

I can see Dorinda with the Jersey Housewives. John would be a perfect fill in while Joe’s “away”.

I think Dorinda is in serious emotional turmoil over the death of Richard. She speaks so fondly of him and when they show photos of them together he looks like such a stable, loving man.

Luann is isolated from the criticism about partying also. Maybe it’s her money or her aggressive personality. She always looks like she wants to bite someone.

There seems to be a lot of drug stuff floating around NY this season. Dorinda and John being first and foremost. Then, during Romona’s lecture to Sonja last week about how Sonja shouldn’t be hanging with Lu, Sonja made a reference to drinking and “partying” when she wants to. (I would not assume “partying” = drugs if…

Michael Rappaport was on WWHL last night. He is a RH “super fan” and he said the same thing!

Thank you for this, it’s the only possible scenario that makes sense to me.

That scene with the psychic told me everything I needed to know about why Dorinda is with John. She’s so terrified of being alone after her husband died that she’d have started dating the first person to show her any kindness. Add in that they probably have fun together while drunk (and I know several unhappily…

So Rey is definitely a gay man who is also Luann’s drug connect and that’s why she peaced the fuck out off camera.

SO MUCH TO UNPACK HERE.