The people have clearly spoken. From now on we expect only the most sterling examples of humanity, only faultless tales of innocent virginal waitress waifs intent on selflessly improving humanity through tireless unpaid drudgery being scurrilously abused.

My manager finally comes over and informs me that she is removing the gratuity from the bill.

Is this a serious comment? You don’t understand the difference between farting in a restaurant and dressing in a non-puritanical way?

You are my hero

yes.

good for you. thanks.

Serious question: Why can’t the proprietor just ask the racist ass-clown to not return. “Sir, I’m sorry that our values and yours don’t match. I’m sure that another vendor would be more to your liking. Please have a nice day...” I get it—you depend on customers for your livelihood. But these people will never learn…

Desert: Where we berry the bodies of customers who say “cream brulee.”

In a Mexican restaurant.

“Was that so hard?!”

If there’s a market for Velveeta and non-dairy coffee creamer, you cannot tell me that the taste *has* to be spot-on. Make it cheap enough, and people will accept close enough.

I honestly can’t wait, even if there’s a little sacrifice in taste as long as it’s not repulsive and cost prohibitive I’m on board.

Since I have never seen Ariana Grande in the same room with any of my cats, the only logical conclusion is one of my cats IS Ariane Grande. I suspect the cat masquerading as AG is the one that likes to be carried like a baby. 😼 🍼🎤

I don’t know anything about this girl other then what Jezebel tells me. She is a baby. She seems to like ponytails. I think i saw her dressed as a cat? She licks donuts. She is a baby. She is sometimes carried like a baby. This is all i know.

I think Ariana Grande is just a long con by Jezebel. I don’t think a real person could be described in these ways or say these things and still be popular.

It’s kinda extra funny cause she played her in the movie.

That documentary was one of the craziest things I’ve ever seen on TV. And his flippant, psychopathic behavior made me so sad for those families. Here’s hoping that Kathie’s family can get some modicum of closure from the suit. And I hope he rots in jail the rest of his life.

Unless it's a book of picture of Nigel barker I'm not interested.

HOW DARE YOU not refer to Nigel by his full official title NOTED FASHION PHOTOGRAPHER NIGEL BARKER?