Shut the fuck up with that broken-record bullshit already.
Bernie is basically america’s favorite hoody. A little worn out, totally worn in, too old to care about appearances, and an intrinsic statement on income inequality.
“They first bitch about all the fish.”
I put bacon on my toast & jam, so I get the whole sweet and salty thing, but grape jelly on pizza just sounds horrible on all five sensory levels, even sound. I’d try it for Science, but I’m crazy like that.
The finest microwaves.
Mother likes her food hot. Musn’t upset mother!
I am looking to hire cooks and waitstaff for my newest restaurant - Punchie’s This Is How We Serve It.
“Just 158 families...contributed $176 million in the first phase of the campaign...Not since before Watergate have so few people and businesses provided so much early money in a campaign, most of it through channels legalized by the Supreme Court’s Citizens United decision five years ago.” The New York Times’…
FUN STORY: Last week I was standing on the street trying to make a phone call and some random dude walked up to me and tried to talk to me while I was on the phone.
I think I have a whole series by this author!
I was really hoping someone would be so self-involved as to turn a larger issue into an anecdote about a unique personal experience that does nothing to change any of the points made in the post. Thanks!
Yup, I’m pretty sure men are only bad at picking up on hints when the hints are coming from women they are interested in.
Maybe men should get better at that.
Should also be noted that it was weird to have the crew members as models. One theory is that they wanted drama to happen
Tell her if she loves your scar so much you’d be willing to give her one twice as long anywhere she wants it. Then do the dragging the thumb across your neck thing for good measure.
One more for the Jezebel ethics board, involving the fact that I love Drake. I love him so much. My boyfriend has…
TBH, I don’t even know why they continue to sell any variety of superglue in a bottle large enough to be mistaken for eye drops. I mean, unless you’re about to sit down and mend 4,673 broken coffee cup handles in a row, that shit’s gonna solidify into a hard little ethyl-cyanoacrylate nugget WAY before you come close…