It’s not the job of this feature to educate readers about lupus—especially when Ms. Gomez doesn’t speak about it at length in what Billboard has released of the interview. She moves from lupus to her new album, so I moved from lupus to Bow Wow.

MOIST!!! (am I first?)

Zillow says $463k. She seems to be doing fine on the value as far as I can tell.

Where do you see current valuation? The price in this article is 1989 dollars, and with a tree growing through the roof. Now that it's renovated and carrying the design creds, I assume the valuation is much, much higher.

“You can say the word “fag” without it being homophobic”

I feel like it’s really really really not my place to tell a black woman how to feel about Rachel Dolezal. Nor is it my place to judge her feelings. And I’d be kind of uncomfortable if Bobby went there.

Thank you!!

I was ordering a water with my meal once when I came across one of these idiots in the wild. A fairly innocent looking older woman turns to me and says ‘Don’t you know what fish do in water?’ quietly and simply, as if she was doing me a great service while trying not to embarass me in front of the rest of the people…

“your favorite purveyor of basics, hoodies, catsuits and booty shorts”

The water, oh god the water. I had a -server- pull that on me one day.

When a company files bankruptcy, it will probably go out of business soon afterwards. Remember Circuit City? They filed bankruptcy and vanished like fart in the wind.

I knew someone could do it.

At least you had some semblance of a treat. All I had was the sad multi-grain toast my toddler asked for and then refused. Sigh.

“DON’T YOU KNOW WHAT FISH DO IN WATER?!”

Just had to stop reading to say I laughed so unexpectedly hard and so suddenly at this that I choked on the chip I was eating and had to spit it out on my desk. I ain’t even made at this lady, this is too hilarious.

HAS JEZ FINALLY BEATEN DOV CHARNEY FOR GOOD?

THANKS CAPTAIN JOKE RUINER

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

Given that Halloween is coming up and all sorts of stupid lore about treats laced with tricks will soon full the media, here is a simple trick to detect illicit drugs in your confections: