While the burning with soup is the obvious issue here and an absolutely fucking unacceptable way to deal with anything as a grown ass person (or as a child)... Can we just agree that people that pull the, “I just had/bought/received/did this here last week,” customers are some of the FUCKING WORST?

Y’know, I’ve been dissatisfied with my meal in restaurants before. Dissatisfied with the kitchen taking too long even though there are only three tables full in a forty table venue; dissatisfied with my cocktail being nothing but mixer and a breath of vodka; dissatisfied that my rare steak was medium well. Most of the…

Having spent several years in food service, mostly hauling sizzling fajita plates around, I can honestly say I fantasized many, MANY times about dropping one of those plates in a customer’s lap. The difference, though, is that I DIDN’T. Jesus, lady.

I don’t know, I think he does. He reposts essays and posts from Laverne Cox and other trans activists, sharing their words and experiences. He was recently in a College Humor (or funny or die?) video with Amber Rose about reclaiming the walk of shame and it was 98% Amber and 2% Matt. But just Matt’s small part in that…

I agree, but I don’t think he is the loudest voice. The loudest voice was Amber Rose. Matt is just doing what we ask all allies to do. It seems like Jezebels need to spend sometime being an activist ally to understand that Matt is doing everything right. We need more feminist men like him.

Yeah I’d much rather hear from him about how evil feminists are ruining this country for everyone else... Oh wait I already read those comments from 90% of the men I know. That just comes off as mean to me because damned if they support you and damned if they don’t. Why are we judging others for supporting something…

I think it’s like anytime a person finds something new and exciting. My friends sure got tired of me talking about Twin Peaks, dragging them up to Snoqualmie Falls to see the filming locations from the pilot, and forcing them to watch every other David Lynch movie. Then I got over the initial excitement, and I swear…

What a fucking strange thing to complain about. Always has to be something.

I loved fashion plates! My mom bought me a set at a garage sale and I loved it so much I used to say I wanted to be a “fashion girl”

This is probably bad but the description of the outfit you made is probably going to be my next look when I go out. It sounds fun!

This is so damn unfair cause this outfit would look absolutely hideous on literally anyone else.

Gah! Gorgeous.

Tbh, it was probably a worse day for the lizard, who got thrown across a yard.

Its not a bug, its a lizard.

Cheeseburgers are cow meat.

I grew up vegetarian, have never willingly eaten meat. Accidents happen with a stray piece of chicken in a salad or such. But I know where ribs come from! I know what meats come from which animals! There is no excuse people because stupid isn't enough.

She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!

PINKHAM’S LAW!!! DING DING DING! We have a winner!

I read that as “Soup R’ Crackers” at first and was confused/delighted.

I have it on very good authority from Strawberry Shortcake that Blueberry Muffin’s vagina* does, in fact, taste like blueberry.