You made me laugh even though everyone knows it goes Raphael, Donny, Mikey, Splinter, then a tie between Shredder and Leo.

And in your darkest moments just think of me, an internet stranger, suffering in the kitchen alongside my MIL. Trying to help and clean/de-grease countertops as she drunkenly puts together a festive feast for us to eat. Which she will be too drunk to enjoy so she puts on a show and eats a baby helping of turkey and…

They’ll never really listen - I have family members who would consider themselves “politically incorrect.” And if you try to correct them, or point out that a phrase is hurtful, they’ll just roll their eyes, or ask you to justify yourself (although you’ll never prove it enough to their liking). Even my liberal…

I’m curious if you have corrected him and if so, what the reaction was.

My casually racist MIL is the same. We live in a very multi-cultural city, which I quite enjoy. She lives in a very Asian part of town where she is literally one of two white people on the entire street. She has no qualms about being loudly racist…

Ah, so she’s too old to play the traditional love interest but she’s not too old to be a hooker yet.

but like what if the husband took responsibility for his own family and told them they make his wife uncomfortable

I someone ever called me a peach I would rage at them with the fury of a thousand suns.

yes. yes it is. you should be ashamed of yourself for knowing that.

Ohmygod this is the ring from Independence day that Will Smith gives, isn’t it? Why I recognize such a thing is beyond me.

No Country For Old White Gay Men

Also, note that for this subject in particular, the employee really has to have screwed up in a unique and interesting way for anyone to have a reason to care about the story. If you specifically requested a sandwich with no mayo, and a server then brought you a sandwich with mayo on it, well, I’m very sad for you,…

Ellie what about this look???

But if you haven’t watched all the episodes how do you know? :) The premiere was SO GOOD.

NBA! HUGE difference!

Lack of ear hair is not one of the qualifications to be President, nor to be an effective one. Our president could look like a gorilla for all I care, as long as he or she does a good job.

see, i kind of like the frump. he’s got comfortable tennis shoes on. he’s got other things on his mind.

lemme get those ear hairs...Jesus, they’re like three inches long! Do you ever look in a mirror?