“If Evita could be transformed into a Madonna”... this guy is a prophet.

Not yours, Dvorsky. Muh-hahaha!

For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.

I could sit down to watch Spirited Away and Princess Mononoke at any point in any given day.

Thanks for clearing that up.

Maybe not, I don’t know; I just meant to offer an interpretation of what I thought the guy meant.

“Only friend, total loser: already, this feels like a pretty dramatic rewriting of Virginia Woolf’s Chloe and Olivia. For we see here that, while their relationship may demand a metaphorical—and often literal—room of its own,” What is this?

Well, to be sure, but bars are also places to go to complain about your boss, regale people with heroic feats or titanic misdeeds, find an inspired symposium, or at least a generously intoxicated one, and enjoy our follies and a bottle.

I think he means that he referred to himself as a male and other people took offense. Hence, you can define yourself as whatever, but he also gets to define himself as male. I can see how that would be irritating, as adults, to be lectured on the proper recital of nomenclature. It certainly cannot be called a…

Not only that, think of how many minorities in this country would easily slide into the conservative side if it weren’t for the Republicans still winking at nodding at so many of the white racists in this country. Personally, I’d wager most people naturally incline toward some sort of conservatism.

At precisely the point they stop becoming scientists. People say things all the time for no good reason, just look at string theorists piggybacking off the success of engineers and practical physicists. “Hey, backward penis spines means “x,y,z,” though I have no way to prove it.”

No one says that.

“Ahh, yes. Herein lies the key: fully and flagrantly objectify your wife. Imagine her as a faceless orifice, a sex doll to be used in your Christian ejaculatory efforts. She started it, after all.” I’m still laughing at and admiring these three wonderful sentences.

Now all I can think about is “how does Orca milk taste?” Thanks, Wes.

I’d wager a huge percentage of those athletes would never even get into those universities without the sports, and I mean they wouldn’t come close to qualifying academically. It’s a noble sentiment to say that education can unlock future success for them, but they are in no position to exploit that. Forgetting even…

Exactly why we aren’t sticking you at QB.

It is also art that needs to be mocked and laughed at.

I know this probably will not be a popular opinion, and Hollywood wouldn’t consider it since another Indiana Jones movie would still make money, but maybe don’t recast it and don't continue the series.

Well and the nobles would ransom each other. They still generally slaughtered the peasants they captured.

So, you’re a Donald Trump fan?