And lots of people are effectively killed by the system in place as it is today, but just so long as you, good sir, are comfortable, then we shouldn’t have riots. This country gained its freedom in a war, and you’re consul to the Jefferson, Adam, Washington, etc, would be to just puts down those weapons, eh? No good…

How do you know they have not done those things already? I bet many of them have tried. One of the most annoying things about this is seeing all the liberal bourgeoisie whine and complain about rioting. “Ah yes, you are poor, disenfranchised, and forced to work ever longer for ever less, but there are forms you can…

Yes, historically the petite bourgeoisie try to emulate the values and system of the high bourgeoisie and capitalists. And probably what attracted the mobs attention is exactly the kind of obnoxious hypocrisy commonly displaced by that class, which judging from the comments of the owners, is in full effect with these…

Emmitt Smith: “Draw, I establashted ‘triumphalist’ as word years ago.”

Well, surely there is a real generational divide between the “older” or civil rights generation, who experienced the word in conjunction with political and social oppression, and younger generations, who have overwhelmingly experienced the word within the context of the black community, where it is not primarily a…

Diverting from serious issue, how fucking great is that movie?

I believe the exact quote was “I’ll abstain.”

No, no, just a Jesus Diaz.

Well, while the special item “off menu” might have been a little put on, but only with good intentions of making you feel special, you are definitely correct. The staff usually feel a bit happier to have people honestly enjoying and using their knowledge than some rich pretentious know-it-all douche.

Bourdain has also since said that a several of the things he wrote in Kitchen Confidential no longer apply, and probably never did at very frou-frou restaurants he never really experienced before becoming famous. As an aside, it never ceases to amaze me that a mediocre chef and, to be frank, a poor writer has gained…

That is a bit misleading because the CDC estimate for genital herpes, which is what people are generally concerned about, is 19-23 %.

“Red is always the best flavor.” Are you related to the Wiggum family?

Well, there are naked feathers and then dress feathers, obviously.

But he needs that hole in the doughnut. It’s the only form of caloric restriction he can practice.

I take ghost pepper enemas.

I go from time to time to remind myself why I eat fruit and vegetables.

“those ones?”

The cosmic turd sought its void.

A thought escaped, causing mass destruction.

So, they created a computer model that proved what they wanted it to prove. Hooray social science.