Ugh “haters” amirite?

Oh god remember the creeps saying gross neckbeard things about Emma Watson from since she was like 13? *is she eighteen yet wink wink harr harrrr”* type shit. Ugh.

“he’s gonna make me a cougar someday, isn’t he? dammit.”

...because I don't like Taylor Swift? That's quite a stretch.

I used to root for her pretty hard but this forced “I’m everyone’s bff” thing is driving me nuts. She’s 26, time to grow up. Not everyone has to like her and she doesn’t have to like everyone. It's so obviously fake and tired at this point.

He’s a Lear and she’s a Lady Macbeth.

Her stupid anecdote about College Dropout being the first album she ever bought when she was 12 years old (even though she turned 12 in 2001 and College Dropout came out in 2004) as she was introducing Kanye had me rolling my eyes. She always has to make everything about her.

There is no way a dozen tweets represents any sort of meaningful data usage relative to the entire Jezebel homepage.

I've never been a big Taylor fan but I actively dislike her now.

She’s not wrong though.

Dude, this is an article about revenge, he exacted revenge by heating up the dish. If he didn’t do anything out of the ordinary, why is it in article about revenge? I don’t like the way this person took revenge. If you do this everyday at work, well then he did revenge wrong. It's like saying, I told the customer that…

Yeah, wherever you fall on the spectrum of how responsible the lady is for getting burned, it really is rather savagely disproportionate treatment versus what the server claims she was doing.

The main thing that bothered me about that story is that the customer’s terribleness was one of the tamer ones in the collection of stories for this week, but the response was one of the more vicious.

You’re being obtuse. The literal point of the story — the reason you printed it in this feature — is that this waiter served a woman a dangerously hot bowl to get some yucks from putting her in her place via injury. Frankly, this guy is lucky the woman didn’t get burned badly enough to sue, because at least in America…

I guess you could say... it hasn`t breathed its last.

Let's assume that she really didn't mean 200 degrees, and I'll be generous and assume you're all not sociopaths...because anyone who has worked with food knows that being burned hurts and causes permanent damage...damn, rudeness does not equal physical harm. For the last time, the customer was rude, but let's not play…

I wish I could continue this conversation, but my lunch is over. I eagerly anticipate the many responses I’ll see after work in todays session of “I didn’t like the way my customer talked to me, so I’ll secretly cause them physical harm!” By the way, the answer to the question was no, customers do not deserve to be…

He told her in a CYA kind of way, yes technically I told the customer it was too hot, but also noted the extra effort to heat the dish beyond what was reasonable. It was even noted that the dish couldn't be picked up without a napkin. Now if he really cared, he would've stated that to the customer. He did not. No…

she won’t make eye contact—the sort of completely entitled person who thinks servers are lower than dog shit. It takes her a lifetime to make up her mind on everything.