A car suddenly lifting up while also getting T-Boned doesn’t sound like a very good idea.

I have no doubt that they can all identify their Lord and savior, Nicky Delmonico.

except somehow uglier

If I’m David Ross, I’m covering my dick and balls non-stop for the next few hours.

Yes the NCAA sucks, and yes this is a stupid rule. That being said, Levar Ball is putting his son’s college eligibility and perhaps his future as a pro basketball player at risk for what amounts to a very questionable business decision.

if you click the link for the mascot it lists one of his favorite movies as “soul man” which is of course the classic 80s movie with c. thomas howell in blackface. congratulations philadelphia

My favorite part about this whole meltdown is, if all the dominoes seem to fall where they seem to be falling, that JR Smith could be the focal point of this franchise in less than one calendar year.

a major mistake from probable World Cup number-one Brad Guzan

You really don’t see how someone uneducated in figure skating might think that the costumes, music, and choreography are just as important as the physical challenges, and why a top athlete like Wagner would want to push back on that? Or how the layman could conflate figure skating and ice dancing as parts of the same…

Damn you Nottingham for not noting the transfer fee, ruining my hope of making a solid Cum Dog Millionaire post.

This deserves special recognition. COTW or COTM. Something.

What? You expect these autonomous car jokes to just write themselves?

I hate Hawk, but I kinda want one.

One of the problems ESPN’s Darren Rovell points out

Your points are all fair, although I remain unconvinced.

*Gets beat

That was a better recap than what I expected.

As a White Sox fan, the attention makes me feel good. In fact, it fits in pretty perfectly with my feelings about the White Sox. If anything, it is a year or two late. I haven’t been this enthusiastic about them in years, but now that they have picked a lane, I have hope. Of course, most of my interest is in…

I wonder if Alonso can make an anonymous purchase?