My first thought was the kings aren’t making the fucking finals.

Are you sure that’s not a Toyota? Because I’m pretty sure it has a JZ inside.

“With all the respect for Timmy, I feel it’s not if you’re half American or full-American. It’s more what you have in here [taps his chest].”

Wow that fake Escalade is almost identical to the real Cadillac

Obviously you buy a G8 GXP.

What are you talking about? Lebron played with Delonte West for 3 years! (I’m sorry, I had to do it)

Yep, if only he’d had players like Larry Bird who had good fathers, oh wait......Bird’s dad was a drunk who killed himself.

I’m not gonna lie—I had to make sure the model wasn’t a cake before I went ahead and posted it. It kinda looks like a cake! One of those fancy-cakes with lots of fondant that looks cool and makes great shapes, but that you also wish was just normal icing when you go to eat it.

What is this, an R18 for ants?

Well, Fenwick alums are the most insufferable group of middle managers who can’t let go that Chicago has to deal with....but then again, Plainfield is a circle of Hell where a group of basketball moms called my eighth grade daughter a number of names about their opinions of her sexuality and racial heritage.....