Nope:

Sell it to Polaris Industries! We need a good american (owned) sportbike company, especially since Buell got shut down.

OR! You could get a 1992 Honda Nighthawk 250 and strip it down to the bare essentials like this:

you are technically correct (the best kind of correct).

“Whew! Thanks guys.”

I’m gonna report this to my member of parliament!

She’s top of the line in World Rally Sport

1.0L Ecoboost Swap?

He doesn’t need to be careful, he has a gun:

Doesn’t Texas (yes, even Texas) have laws against firing into the air in populated areas?

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I guess he must be a fan of Caporal Punishment, then.

A Momentary Lapse of Traction

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Dark Green

As always, Homer knows best:

All of these cars would look better in BRG, sorry.

So one of those Egg Council Creeps got to you, too!

Give that man a Snickers or some M&M’s or something, geez.