They are not wound so tight that they missed the joke. It was a bad joke, and therefore easy to miss. Try telling better jokes.

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People like you can’t read graphs. You are just as dumb as the people at the concert. Don’t act like you aren’t dumb and racist. We know. 

I was thinking the same thing. The naked garden blanket scene, was vaguely titillating. 

I was in a (temporarily) long distance relationship when this all broke out. Canada closed the borders a week before I was supposed to go on a month long trip to see him. We hadn’t seen each other for 6 months. The relationship fell apart because of all this. Anyway, I’m a horny motherfucker who has been a NUN for a 6…

I had the same thought, and then I realized there's no way I would have risked myself and others when I was young and perpetually horny. This is not about being old, it's about the ability to make healthy decisions.

I know I’m old now because I am not interested in reading about people’s sexual experiences any more, but I DO get pissed when they risk lives when they could just masturbate in the safety of their homes.  I read a few of these and was bored to tears and also angry.

I mean for God’s sake.

That really sucks but the fact that you respected the comfort of your roommate like that makes you a much better person than the selfish assholes in this article.

Aside from the inherent selfishness, forgetting the morality issues,

I am an American currently living in a Middle Eastern country with a very strict lockdown but very few cases of coronavirus. So I boned. A lot. This country has a curfew from 6 pm every night to 8 am in the morning during which you can’t leave your home, taxis don’t run, etc.

That first one reads just like a penthouse letter. “I lost count of how many times he made me cum after the 20th orgasm!” I’m sure it’s possible, but it’s oddly specific in that way that liars lie while they’re lying.

This is fucking ridiculous and should not have been published.

This article is so gross. Public health > your need to get off

Yeah, those of us at higher risk have a quite different perspective. Suffocating to death is not how I want to go out.

So after publishing this totally gross and annoying article, I think you've waived your right to discuss anything Covid 19 related ever again. Congrats on being part if the problem.

We are never, ever, ever getting back to normal.

I’m quarantining apart from my boyfriend. He lives 3 blocks away and we haven’t broken quarantine.

I wondered about that myself. Not sure if these are micro orgasms or what but...20? How could she feel anything? 

Serious question about the lady who gave up counting orgasms in the twenties...