either this person is a sad Pick Me-ass lady, or a sad, I Hate Women Bc They Won’t Fuck Me dude. either way, don’t waste your time. 

It’s embarrassing that the Deadspin article linked is what they are putting out now. That’s a fucking Barstool article.

I didn’t say you were boring. Unlike you I’m not making personal judgments about people based on their down time tv habits. Because I understand that it’s unreasonable to expect people to never do anything frivolous and I’m not an asshole.

The point is that entertainment is subjective and you calling it garbage and…

As A Chicago resident, both of them deserve any shit they ever get in life. Low life scum, they deserved each other. 

6. Fuck you for not letting people have their entertainment. Do you only watch educational programming? Never do anything fun? FUCK OFF.

I don’t even watch E! but you are being an elitist asshole.

“shrieking?” “harpy?” I need to go back again to verify the writing was that bad but I can’t spare the seconds from my life.

I mean, we’re talking about a league that built a statue of a murderer. The bar is pretty low on morals. It’s just ridiculous that anyone ever insinuated that he was a good football player, too.

Thank you for being the only article on the entirety of Kinja apparently to acknowledge the fact that Jay Cutler sucked at his job.

Lauren Conrad has her own (successful) line of clothes and housewares at Kohl’s. Plus a net worth four times that of Cavallari - LOL! I hardly think she has “sunk into mediocrity. If you look at the latter’s website there is no there, there. 

Uhh they’re pretty much on the same level

Wait, LC is considered mediocre? Hasn't she made a ton of money off her clothing line and books?

Everyone in the state is his constituent, not just the ones who voted for him.

Not just his constituents...all of us. That’s the problem.

I posted by phone. Please accept my apologies as sometimes it is hard to do paragraphs. 

What does “being stressed pretty hard” look like?

Clearly, he didn’t open the state with the proper invocation of “OH MIGHTY TRUMP! ACCEPT THESE, MY OFFERINGS OF BLOOD, THAT YOU MAY PROSPER!!!”

These new cases probably developed before he opened the state, which means that there could be a flood of new infections coming down the pipeline. That’s one of the problems with opening up too early: you won’t know how badly you fucked up until it’s way too late.

He’s going to kill more Georgians than General William Tecumseh Sherman.

That video was clearly shot with a cell phone (rather than one of those vehicle video cameras that are always running and pointing in the same direction) by someone who was following. So, whoever that person is, he or she knew something was about to go down even though no one was on camera when it started. So that…

Even IF this kid was the neighborhood burglar (and I bet money he wasn’t), why the fuck are father and son parked in the middle of the street with guns already drawn before he arrived unless they were planning on shooting him? Did they really think this kid was gonna break in on a crowded street in broad daylight?…