Holy shit. Did you get a restraining order?? What happened to him?

Thank you for this. I'm so nervous about going with the bombing, but if you'd go back, that makes me feel better!

That’s where I’m going too!

Where in Turkey are you going? I’m going in March and I’m nervous about it.

Just adding, I have been stalked, chased down in a car (and I was with my mom!!), I have been felt up at bars, parties, pools, etc... I have had to protect my sister from an abusive boyfriend.

Fridays are my “I’m dating myself” brownies. Tuesdays my “I wish I liked women” ice cream.

I saw a picture of Pamela Anderson’s son, Brandon, in a magazine recently. It floored me. He’s 19 I think?!?! Like...why you do this to me passage of time?!?!

Not only that, how would he know she was disabled? Does she talk about it all the time?

Yup! The mother of the girls I nanny for is a doctor, as is her sister. They both had a few glasses of wine throughout their pregnancies when they really needed it.

YEAH BUT DID THEY TEXT UNWANTED DICK PICS TO THE FEMALE LONG LEGS?

I know schools are going to be cancelled tomorrow, my brother’s bank has called work off, and I just KNOW I’ll still have to work!

I love it when you talk and when you’re dirty.

You have confused me with your word entendres!

Yes! Yes I am! Now get over here and massage me!

Yes times infinity.

Your mom would think you were in cahoots with the devil (me), and the Ouija board is for sinners.

Don't be dead too long. I heard it can be permanent?

I knew I could speak Croatian!!!

Hell, people with anything over a bachelors are considered overqualified for a lot of jobs! The thought is so depressing, bring me blow and massages!!!

You know me so well. I first read “messaging” as massaging, and then you go and say massaging.