That's exactly what I was thinking too. Lady, what are you doing supporting the most vile candidate out there!?

No, stay. That was pure brilliance!!!

It didn’t hit me either until he got to “I’ll make love to you”...that I started laughing so hard, I was crying.

Women are creative, that's for sure. I think I'm going to read as many memoirs of time spent in prison. It's so fascinating!!

Oh I love Titus and Lillian so much!!!! I died laughing at Titus singing the most inappropriate song to sing at a funeral...of a stranger. I'm so excited for season 2.

I am not crazy about her, but I thought she did well last night. Her singing voice though? No. She sounded like a baby.

I was so delighted to see them. It took my right back to my pre-pubescent angst and drama filled days.

The Colorado “snow” helps too. Haha!!

What a dumbass. He was so expecting you to become a helpless horn ball once you saw his dick.

So...you're gorgeous. Just sayin!

I really am glad to hear that, because I know that’s not always the case! They are fortunate to have such a considerate friend in you!

I just had to dismiss a troll who called me a worthless moocher cunt. His username was “Iraped5womenincollege”. Aren’t people lovely?

Ugh, I’m not even surprised about the jackass guard. I hope karma rips his dick and balls off.

I returned it :( Oh the memories still sting!

Oh man! I sympathize. I didn’t care to go to prom, but then the boy I was crushing on made a pact with me that if we didn’t have dates, we’d go together. I bought a dress “just in case” but was really hoping we’d go together. The next week, he was talking about this new girl he was taking. I was so devastated. My…

That is outrageous. I am so sorry for your friend. Can they even afford all of that?

Seriously, please share!!

She is my favorite everythang in Hollywood.

It would make my life! I'm Twinkleberry!

I’ve been unpleasantly surprised at how many times commenters have regurgitated Kratz’s rebuttals or his “evidence”!!