BTW, since this was Canada, and it’s entirely possible the guy was from Quebec where the language is French.... and the word for “shower” in French is “douche”.

Cable Guy. Say. NO. More...

Ha. It’s funny actually looking for hangar space on Craigslist— “conditional search for alternate spellings” comes in darn handy.

Oh, man, that is going to look so good in my garage, er, I mean hangar, next to my daily driver.

Yeah, those are priceless aren’t they “Real Estate Guru Seeks An Heir Apparent... Bring Lots of Cash”?

Hey, good catch. Sirius Cybernetics and Web Properties fired all the fact checkers in the Great Purge of 2018.

Yeah, I’ll go with the brain damage theory. I get two column-inches down the article and forget about the car already. I think it’s fabricated of the same material Will Smith’s neuralizer was made from...

The windshield wipers have generated a lot of scrutiny already. A lot of the “dig two or three levels deep” controls are coming in for complaints.

“Moneymore, Ireland”

Er, no.  You also needs access to certain controls... in a hurry.

Yeah, but DaVinci wasn’t fiddling for his windshield wiper controls in Minnesota in February when a Kenworth suddenly lobs 14 pounds of midwest sludge up on your windshield. The control layout is an absolute loser in this car.

Anybody else see a bit of BMW Z1 in here?

Never a good look, even with the beer goggles on...

Homer Simpson:  “Oooh, is that old thing still around??”

Exactly, this “cam-in-block” paradigm is so 20th Century.  Cam-on-block is the future.  And, “plastics”.  Bank on it.

Yoda:  “There is no try.  Only Dew.”

Buckaroo Banzai:

All the cool trucks are running “external cam configuration” this season.  It cuts WAY down on the frictional cam lobe losses to remove any metal-to-metal contact.

Man, why the deluge in so many outlets of fawning coverage for the $80K minimalist “performance” Model 3?

Train ends at E39 for me.  Everything since is just a video game simulation of a driving experience.