“Marchioness of Chumbawumba”

Ooh, Kelly, have you read Eleanor Herman’s Sex With Kings? It’s all about royal mistresses and juicy historical goss.

Ahahahaha these mouthbreathers think she cooks for her family rather than pays for someone else to do it. Okay.

the amount of fawning by Fake Fox News is just sad. we all know they have no shame/dignity like this woman and Trump but wow.

Check him out in Road to Perdition, playing hard against type and nailing it.

Just a friendly reminder that the word “r*tarded” and any derivation of it is considered offensive to people with mental disabilities.

Yes

Okay, so I think his record on gun control is absolutely appalling and just as concerning as Kamala’s issues as a prosecutor. I also think the fact that his old white ass had the fucking nerve to say that some of his opponents need more than I’m just a woman or a POC, after he got called out repeatedly for this…

That’s one of my big concerns about him. Where are the specifics? I can tell you about the crap I think is wrong with America and what I’d like better, but I don’t know jack  about what to change or how to pay for it.  That’s why I’m not in politics.  I think Bernie needs to give practicals about what he’s going to…

He is the best vice president we’ve never had. Think of it: He’s an idealist, he only ever focuses on domestic issues, he’s a great orator. But yet, he can’t get past his ego enough to take it.

Lead with an insult— oh, those stupid women who can’t “see sense”: that’s a winning argument right there. Why not tack a “Bernie alone can fix things”— and here I’d been hoping that the Russian/troll talk-lines would be fresher for 2020— onto it and see how that floats?

I’m going to need one reason that the Splinter/Jezebel crowd is going so hard for Sanders and ignoring Elizabeth Warren. I’m going to need one reason that Sanders is better than Warren other than “has a penis” to not conclude y’all are have internalized misogyny to such a degree that you can be ignored.

He’s spent the last couple years going back to his regularly scheduled program of snoozing through work without accomplishing anything of note, while ranting about things now and again.

The Jezebel audience skews women past their 30s actually. 

If Bernie wins the primary, Trump is in again for four more years. Why? Because for every Jill Stein voter Bernie picks up, he will lose 4 centrist professionals who vote Democrat only as long as their economic stability is not threatened.

“I hope to be the Democratic nominee and have the support of the whole Democratic Party behind me.”

Can’t we do both? 

Yes, he’s a real pig, digging himself deeper into the muck every day.

No, the best karma would involve one of the trophy animals that he enjoys killing so much.  It’s fine if he survives whatever happens, but I’m thinking a little giraffe sodomy would be solid karma.

I seriously need karma to kick in for Junior. I hope Mueller refuses his request to turn himself in and makes him do the perp walk, handcuffs and all. That’s only the beginning of karmic payback. That slimy asshole deserves nothing less.