In a just world people would have what they earned and thus would be billionaires

I love it when people with usernames like “Fartsmello Anthony” get all deep and serious

Flying is so unbelievably cheap at this point, it’s hard for me to take these kinds of complaints seriously. What sucks about flying is the airport experience, which the airlines aren’t in control of anyways.

What the heck do you want? You can get round trip tickets across the country for less than $200 with bags included.

How did she get out of THAT unharmed?

Has Honda damaged the reputation of Acura enough to bring late 80's/early 90's Legends near the $2k mark? If so that would be my choice..

I’ll take the little Toyota pickup over a Chevy Crapalier any day.

Because a GM will run bad longer than most cars will run at all.

Car comedy = very tough crowds

Say what you will about him as a player, but Eli has never missed a start.

I believe that this is already happening, to the direct benefit of American soccer (as well as other sports).

You could change out “football” to “boxing” in there and date it 1985 and this suddenly becomes a lot more scary to those of us used to actually enjoying watching even the worst football games.

Young men who are skilled at football tend to be skilled at other athletic pursuits as well. What’ll happen is that you’ll gradually see more and more guys who might’ve gone to college on football scholarships instead going into other sports, sports that generally don’t carry the risk of making you both a cripple and a…

Dear Lord: please keep Pulisic free of injury and the MLS. Amen.

He looked exceedingly comfortable and confident on and off the ball.

Trust me, the vast majority are fat fifty-somethings who have spent my life’s earnings on questionably-coloured lycra. Pro cyclists out training have a pro-level entourage and will have a team car behind them.

It’s happened to me before on the Stelvio pass. When you’re riding a BMW K100RS which is longer than a winter with no sex down those hairpin turns you basically have to stop and bicycles get through much quicker. I’d take a very wide line to allow them through. It’s the nice thing to do, even if the majority of…

You trying to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?

Our playoff hopes are with Harambe now....