If buying a tv is so exciting, why haven’t you bought one for your parents, yet? Hmm? Hmm?

Can someone please overlay some street fighter or mortal kombat music on the clip of Rodriguez destroying the coolo? Thanks in advance.

So, silly question....if these guys are all corrupt and shady why has Garcia not leaked his report? What court is going to side with these crooks if he does violate what I’m sure is a draconian NDA?

According to Fox News, Sepp has been suspended for 90 days. Funny how fast things move when the sponsors make their wishes known.

Brees would have stepped into the pocket and hit Graham. Wilson is not that kind of quarterback. Seattle wins in spite of Wilson, not because of him.

Can I volunteer to do Robert Evans MVP watch? Its my fave part of this column and if there’s anything I know about life its recalling nose candy fueled bacchanalians, BABY!

Pop: I was just preparing myself before I have to go talk to those jerks, too.

I approve!

Drew Brees getting hurt and giving the reins to Garret Grayson....Shades of Tom Brady and Drew Bledsoe in 2001. GUMBO GUMBO GUMBO

The Saints O-Line would fast track him to canonization.

Utah! Get me two!

Stories like this always bother me. At 6’4” 290lbs you are basically guilty from jump if a crazy guy who is a gnat by comparison follows you into the bathroom and you put him in his place. Why are the players never given the benefit of the doubt? So, because they are rich and possibly hooligans its ok to hold them to…

Anyone who owns a Range Rover and complains about the maintenance/repair costs. Wouldnt wish that ownership experience on anyone. Especially for a company that prides itself on not opening the service bay door for anything less than $1000.00

Do you think the Spanish-speaking people who listen to Andres Cantor call soccer games love his call of games and think he’s the Latin Vin Scully, or treat him like the Spanish Chris Berman?

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Could just be the simple fact that for so long oil was so cheap. Then, after Katrina, it spiked and consumption didn’t really go down proportionately to the price. Seems to me the oil producers finally learned what the actual market price of that texas tea is and have adjusted their equations accordingly. No…

So you went to a private suburban high school in the mid 90’s? Its all we listened to, bruh. The rappers were the only ones who understood what the struggle was about!! (as the music blared from a new car. sigh. high school.)

Maybe the bright news here is that the outgoing model will be slightly more affordable now? And by slightly more affordable I mean you’ll only have to stick up 3 convenience stores after selling your kidney instead of 5 to afford it?

Yes yes yes! Forgot about this!

and his Royal Badness, Prince.