Prince Ali just conceded. This might be the best thing because now UEFA, CONCACAF, and CONMEBOL can just walk away and tell FIFA to have fun hosting the World Cup without the big dogs. Good. This is the beginning of the end, I think.

The Longest Pitch?

Somewhere, Kamerion Wimbley is shaking his head....

Shaw was good at soccer growing up. No doubt. His form on that header was textbook. Look at him rear his neck back in anticipation. Just awesome.

Yes, yes, but can the octopus hotel pleasure a woman?

You guys are doing solid work. I see no other major outlet with as many consistent stories on this cluster as Deadspin. Good stuff!

Your governor is so fat you don’t legislate with him, you legislate amongst him.

Homer: Shouldn’t you be in school, boy?Bart: Shouldn’t you be at work, dad?Homer: Toucher, son, toucher.

If ever you had a doubt about what the suits at showtime/hbo/espn think about serial abusers, well, here you go. They have a chance to make a stand and instead they side with the abuser. Way to go guys! Might as well tweet, “if you make us money it’s all good. Seriously.”

My fave quote from that piece was, “my friend, water is for fish.”

I love this reporting. E:60 went and reported on the slums. Maybe a vice bro can go undercover and be an actual migrant worker. Document the whole process. That would be something.

Pfft. All Love had to say after was, “pop it, Tommy! Pop it!” And he would have finished the game.

Worth noting: Stephen A. Can tweet victim shaming tweets and its nbd but when Simmons speaks up about the nfl he gets suspended. Seems legit.

Right? The headlines practically write themselves and these guys want to unionize? Pfft.

Damon Wayans in “This Ol Box” is one of my fave sketches. The pickle juice, the voice. It was all solid. Plus, in my tiny home, I like telling my guests they’ll be staying in the “West Wing of the Estate”. People rarely get the joke which makes me sad.

So much hate for the shirt. Not that I know for sure, but I swear his family gave it to him as a gift and he wore it for good luck and he did it despite the hate he would undoubtedly get. That’s love for your kids. Plus, there was the whole, “if a dad went on the show it would be him” angle. He didn’t just win for…

I mean, how did she even get on the show, to say nothing of making it to the final? I’m really glad Drew won. Feel like he scored one for all the dads out there who would go on tv in an ugly ass shirt that his kids probably gave him for good luck. That’s love right there, man.

And she was eating it up! Score another one for the Jersey Shore, I guess.

Am I the only one who thought Conant was hitting on the hairdresser? His eyes were practically undressing her. Was super concerned the two guys were going to backdoor Drew to try and score a date with her.

Slow Getting Up by Nate Jackson. Really awesome book about life in the NFL. The real stuff, not like what they cover on the E! channel.