I really can't get over how the ENTIRE bid was a lie and yet all the sponsors are like, nbd. 12 stadiums? Nah lets go with 8. Impossible AC tech? Pfft, come on now. Summer schedule like literally every since Cup since its inception? Well, its the desert and, again, you should have known better. Countless lives lost…

First and only super car I've ever ridden in was a 2000 yellow 550...in 2000. The smell, the shifter clicking, the ferocity of the acceleration, it was all super awesome. The only thought that kept going through my mind was, "Well, I get it now". Would love to own one like this someday.

Bill Clinton. Not even close. People would always say, "o he remembered me from such and such" and I always thought it was bullshit. Then I seent it with my own eyes. Dude remembered a low level staffer from back in his Arkansas days and asked him something about his gf at the time whom he mentioned BY NAME.

in the right hands, failure is a powerful motivator...

If these guys didn't have spotters on the course it would take them an eternity to find their dribblers through the fairway to say nothing of their shanks. I'm talking inches into the rough and you might as well have hit it into the Pacific. Id love to know how they get the grass to be that green and that thick yet…

Go play that course. Seriously. The rough is so thick you lose balls that trickle through the fairway. Don't blame him at all here. After my round, it felt like i had tried to make it through xhamsters back catalog for the prior four hours.

Well, at least we know where they got their "No More" inspiration from...

How's this for perspective:

It's basically why being a football fan is such a shitty proposition. You have the best rb in the league. You have one yard to gain. Nah, I'll use the third year qb to throw a shitty pass instead.

I had a white one, parked out front of a baller-style crib with the caption "ahh, the simple life..." below it. Love this car. Love this poster.

why can't the I-team put Sepp on the Lolita Express? Or clubbing baby seals? Or murdering baby Gibbons to make chop sticks? Keep up the work you guys. You'll get em. I have faith.

somebody get the crew from the Taiwanese News animations on this, pronto!!

Ok, fess up. Who submitted something thinking, "Hey, if this gets published on Deadspin she'll know how much thought I put into it, how much her response broke my heart, and maybe now she'll take me up on that cup of coffee?"

Remember how last week everyone was making fun of the bodybuilders for arguing about how many days a week contains? This is exactly like that.

I would not have guessed that. thanks!

I bet the highways are safer in Texas at this speed than the ones in VA. Ive heard it said that the more dangerous a highway is the safer it is, I.E. portions of the autobahn that have no speed limits. The reasoning being you can't not pay attention on a road like that. you have to bring your A-game and thus are…

There is a great documentary about Penn Station on Amazon Prime right now. Well worth your time.

Wait, you live next to a Brain Surgeon and you can't afford to buy your parents a nice TV? Son-fail.

I think maybe the most curious thing about Ms. Dunham is that she basically stands for everything the gawkerverse is against and yet is held up as some sort of paradigm of hipster virtue. Would she have a show and such without her connections? Yet getting a cush gig at Shady, Sketchy, & Bro because your dad, like,…

ha. These big programs all have contracts with Nike and UA. If you think they "pay" for the equipment you are sorely mistaken.