Well said! I used to play beer league soccer. Thats an interesting lab for this argument. I remember one particular story: A noob goalie handled a pass from his teammate. The ref blew his whistle and gave us a kick on the six. The other team was yelling and cursing the keeper while trying to form their wall wondering…

Completely agree. Especially the super aggressive ones that try to "hurry up" when they hear the ding so they can scoot up a whopping two rows before the door opens. Don't worry about knocking over that old lady buddy. You need to get off this plane 2 seconds before you might have otherwise.

One thing that really gets me are folks who camp out at the end of the xray machine and start putting their things on as it comes out of the machine. Shoes, belt, laptop back in the bag, wallet, keys, etc. Forget that everyone else wants to get their stuff and that camping out like that holds up the show or that…

Yes, yes, 432 home runs is nice and all but is it the Madonna game worn one?

Come on, US Soccer and by extension CONCACAF. Time to lead on this one. Don't say you'll leave, do it and get UEFA and CONMEBOL and start a new fifa. Otherwise you're just as complicit as Blatter and the blood of all those migrant workers will be on your hands as well.

Wing is good at this sort of thing...minus the celebrating, of course

Purple church, ftw.

In Soviet Russia, AARP claims you.

This is the money shot for me:

I bet the Brits thought the same thing about the Colonists and look at what that group of rag tag farmers did to the mightiest army in the world. WOLVERINES!!!!

Ahh, but would you bet money on that fact? Everyone says they can till the green comes out and then its "O shit" time. I'm sure there is some bias in my "study", especially if you are running your mouth at a bar and you've already had a few but man is it harder to do than you would think. I love beer but apparently…

Ive been enjoying Spaten Optimator lately. Nice flavor. Porters and Stouts indeed!

Love this. I tried the blind id the first time because a marketing guy I knew said "it is known" in regards to what I posted earlier. Sure enough, dude was right. Go figure.

I just remember one case in particular. This guy at the bar was super serious about his love for bud light and when I challenged him on that point, with a long wheel base ten on the line, no less, he picked the wrong beer 7 out of 10 times. Though, as you say, if you're dying on Bud Light's version of Hamburger…

If it wasn't for the labels, you couldn't really tell the difference between most of those beers anyway. Case in point: Bud Light and Bud Select. Double blind identification taste test with a 50/50 shoot of getting it right, and I have yet to meet a Bud Light aficionado that can accurately call the right beer he is…

this reminds me of soccer players and sex during the world cup. Scolari doesn't care if they get laid. He says that's not the problem. The problem is staying up all night with cigs, wine, and women. THAT'S what weakens the kegs according to him.

Looks like the longhorns need to bone up on their Oil Change Procedures, amirite?

seriously man. Surely one of those guys can tear themselves away from the celeb pron and do Uncle Sam's army a solid by getting the report.

When he gets voted out I think someone will yell, "You're Fucking Out!"

Great answer! I always set the brake and get tons of grief from friends. thanks for letting me know it does serve a purpose, pointless though it may be!