ha! I think Tibbers said it best....Had the researchers not said anything I would have believed no one played with the toy. Kids are just funny. "I don't know this person....and I normally don't pick up hitchhikers....but I'm going to take a chance on this!" Because I swear to everything holy in my life that's how…

Neither group played with the toys while the researchers were away

Well said! I used to play beer league soccer. Thats an interesting lab for this argument. I remember one particular story: A noob goalie handled a pass from his teammate. The ref blew his whistle and gave us a kick on the six. The other team was yelling and cursing the keeper while trying to form their wall wondering…

Completely agree. Especially the super aggressive ones that try to "hurry up" when they hear the ding so they can scoot up a whopping two rows before the door opens. Don't worry about knocking over that old lady buddy. You need to get off this plane 2 seconds before you might have otherwise.

One thing that really gets me are folks who camp out at the end of the xray machine and start putting their things on as it comes out of the machine. Shoes, belt, laptop back in the bag, wallet, keys, etc. Forget that everyone else wants to get their stuff and that camping out like that holds up the show or that…

Yes, yes, 432 home runs is nice and all but is it the Madonna game worn one?

Come on, US Soccer and by extension CONCACAF. Time to lead on this one. Don't say you'll leave, do it and get UEFA and CONMEBOL and start a new fifa. Otherwise you're just as complicit as Blatter and the blood of all those migrant workers will be on your hands as well.

Wing is good at this sort of thing...minus the celebrating, of course

Purple church, ftw.

In Soviet Russia, AARP claims you.

This is the money shot for me:

surely you've heard the term hobo before. In NOLA, there is this term called fobeauxs. I.E. trust fund hipsters that come down and pretend to be homeless to see what real New Orleans culture is like. Its all I thought of when I read this. Though, I guess its a step up since they slaughter their livestock instead…

I bet the Brits thought the same thing about the Colonists and look at what that group of rag tag farmers did to the mightiest army in the world. WOLVERINES!!!!

Ahh, but would you bet money on that fact? Everyone says they can till the green comes out and then its "O shit" time. I'm sure there is some bias in my "study", especially if you are running your mouth at a bar and you've already had a few but man is it harder to do than you would think. I love beer but apparently…

Ive been enjoying Spaten Optimator lately. Nice flavor. Porters and Stouts indeed!

Love this. I tried the blind id the first time because a marketing guy I knew said "it is known" in regards to what I posted earlier. Sure enough, dude was right. Go figure.

I just remember one case in particular. This guy at the bar was super serious about his love for bud light and when I challenged him on that point, with a long wheel base ten on the line, no less, he picked the wrong beer 7 out of 10 times. Though, as you say, if you're dying on Bud Light's version of Hamburger…

If it wasn't for the labels, you couldn't really tell the difference between most of those beers anyway. Case in point: Bud Light and Bud Select. Double blind identification taste test with a 50/50 shoot of getting it right, and I have yet to meet a Bud Light aficionado that can accurately call the right beer he is…

this reminds me of soccer players and sex during the world cup. Scolari doesn't care if they get laid. He says that's not the problem. The problem is staying up all night with cigs, wine, and women. THAT'S what weakens the kegs according to him.

Looks like the longhorns need to bone up on their Oil Change Procedures, amirite?