So, the birds arent smart enough to tell the difference between outside and the reflection of outside, but aren't they at least smart enough to get out of the way of the bird coming right at them?

At least now we know why Drew sucked at Football. He never ate his Wheaties.

flexibility, hand eye coordination, muscle control, endurance, etc. Go on a bike ride with Camillo Villegas. See how far you get.

This sounds like a job for the Deadspin I-Team! Cant someone hack the computer and get a copy of the report? Please? Pretty Please?

This is so crazy. This guy was a World Class athlete. I just dont get it.

Given today's news, this pilot is even more bad ass than he already is. I wonder if today's tragedy could have been prevented had someone just been a little more confident and a little bit better at their job.

I look at it more as a ranking of how they did in their "best" movie.

Will it baby?

I read somewhere that he couldn't handle the nervousness over the birth of his first child so he rented a suite at a local hotel, brought his playstation, and waited out the ordeal, so to say. Which is either the coolest thing ever or the worst thing ever, so, basically him in a nutshell.

Did yall play Beer Pong, World Cup Edition, at any point in the last few weeks?

Wait, do we have video of Mr Liberty doing this? If so, can yall do one of those super slo mo videos with "Pour Some Sugar on Me" playing over it? Thanks, guys! Appreciate it.

I needed this after yesterday. Thanks!!!

Greg,

Ever swim one lap at age 37? It's horrific.

But I would argue that we are looking at this the wrong way. Sure, having a strong MLS will help, but just because its not strong now doesn't mean it wont be soon. And think about this, DeAndre Yedlin, he of the bad ass runs yesterday as a sub in not his natural position, was 1 (one!!) when the cup came around in…

This cup and the ratings so far have to me indicated a tipping point for soccer in the US. Between the astronomical youth participation, and the decreased participation in football at the same youth level, I cant help but think that by the '22 World Cup, Soccer will be a top three sport here . (Football, Basketball,…

Ugh. This is so painful!! Stupid Ronaldo and his stupid hair and stupid Ghana for STILL having a chance to knock us out of the cup. Why can't Jogi and Jurgy just hug it out and say Ill see you in the middle? Huh? Would that be too much to ask?

At the end of the day, Germany really get nothing additional out of beating our ass on Thursday over drawing us. I mean, they can park their players and draw and still win the group. Or, as you say, they can ball out and risk injury. Say what you will, but Germany is a tournament team which means they are smart and…

I stopped reading after you called the Turducken a shitty frankenfood. Well, no, I didnt, but still man. Harsh. Turduckens are where food orgies happen.

Am I the only one hoping Russia beats Belgium and takes group H? How awesome would a second round, USA - Russia match be? Smokin Joe Biden would be talking Putin's ear off in the stands about how bad ass his Trans-Am is. Please make this happen, soccer gods...