wow. What a protest. People will be talking about this a hundred years from now....

Nah. Kings come and go. Bastards stay eternal.

Whats wrong with being a bastard? Just because your parents were, like, rude to each other and/or had the secs in the heat of the moment without commitment doesn't make you less of a person. We have feelings too, you know! (totes sarcasm here, ps. while I hate the circumstances of my birth Im actually totally cool…

Rent a beach house. Bring a sitter, i.e. older kid of a friend (teenager), let them do whatever they want during the day and then put them on lock down with the children at night so you can slip off with the mrs. for an evening of libations. Its the only way to do a beach vacay with kids. Otherwise you might as well…

kings do king things.

Stoppie gone horribly wrong?

Would you say that the plot to this movie is in a zone of danger?

party ball?

Fascinating read about the radar plume. Thanks for posting the link!

I've heard it could take a nuclear shock wave plus it has its own atmosphere if necessary (chem attacks and such) which is all fine and good. Questions is, can you hoon it?

Well done, sir!

I get the feeling the letter Qatar sent to Craggs has done nothing but stir up the Deadspin staff. You guys routinely put out quality work that is even better when you're properly motivated. Can't wait to see what you guys turn up on these bozos. Dick pics of Blatter? Jack Warner with ten dead hookers? Its all in…

I agree. You don't see Rio pissing and moaning because they can't host the Winter Olympics. Then again, folks over in the UAE don't exactly seem to think things through all the way. If they did, I dont think they would have a line of shit tankers waiting outside their tallest building to haul waste away every.…

About the only thing I can agree with Blatter on is the "bringing soccer to other countries because the anglo countries don't own soccer" line. I get that. However, where do you draw a line? Is bringing a game to an atypical soccer country worth the lives of 4,000 people? I hope he used a lot of that bribe money…

Diabetes is a bitch, you guys; especially if you are into the whole not taking care of your body thing.

Ive always loved that about our country. When the shit hits the fan everyone looks our way like, "Well, you boys going to do something about this?" And we, like the bad asses we are, always respond with, "Everyone chill the eff out. We got this."

Ha! Before Fat Harry's in New Orleans got all classy after their fire, the following sonnet (lymerick?) was scrawled on their bathroom wall:

Love this! I was lucky to attend a Sporting KC home game last year and the experience was pretty awesome. The quality is getting better as is the watchability. Plus, with Youth Soccer being so popular amongst the, well, youth, and with less and less parents allowing their children to play football, we might well be…

Still better than Mr. Pound playing the bassoon, imho.

Or the part where the three year old refuses to let the six month old sleep because he needs a playmate. "WAKE UP SISTER! I WANT TO PLAY!!" Ten minutes into what would have been a one hour nap so the six month old angel becomes a cranky beast child.