My apologies if this is a stupid question, but where the hell do you come up with the Bob Evans MVP watch section every week? Like, do you write it or does Evans do it? It cracks me up every. single. time. Pure Gold!

Vincent: George Steinbrenner, the Yankees owner, called me right after the press conference and said, "I saw you on TV at that press conference. You weren't wearing a tie. A commissioner should always wear a tie. You looked like a bum."

So, McAfee, all 6'1" and 220 pounds of him, blew up Trindon Holliday who stands at a TOWERING 5'5" and 171 lbs. Yeah, really great notch on the belt, that.

I'd prefer they revert back to festively plump. Reasons:

Dont just look at it, EAT IT!

Good to see Shlomo recover from his scuba diving accident enough to render decisions! EVERYONE WANTS TO BE A PART OF A MIRACLE, BABY!!

I once had a Moe's Burrito place (Like Chipotle) give me shit about not tipping. I said, "If you can prove to me you worked harder and provided me more service than the guy at McDonalds making my burger I'll give you a tip right now". No response. I will say, though, it seems sketchy to have the tip line there…

because, 'Merica!

Drug tests and DEA agents are powerful agents to the uninitiated but we are initiated aren't we, Alex?

They draw the shades when the sun starts creeping back up. Cant let a little thing like sunrise interfere with good drinking time!

Sheesh. Just award the cup to England or the US and be done with it already. The amount of revenue the cup would make in either country would dwarf any bribe those Oil Barons doled out to Sepp and his "ExCo"

I hope you're right. Was really looking forward to renting an RV and driving all over this bad ass country of ours to watch the games, meet people, and get into adventures.

Qatar.

Bullet-Tooth Tony? I think so!

That piece Fox (or was it CBS) did on Chris Henry's organs and how many lives they saved was pretty good. Alive, sure, he was among the "worst". His organs, however, and his family's selflessness with them, so much win.

I feel like I've seen this story before....where...hmm... O, right, The Program! Somewhere, Joe Kane is crying into his six pack of Natty Light....

Maybe so, but Tiger goes over the leg and behind the back and is in total control the entire time. Im sure this was after a few takes but still. The body control is pretty amazing. Simmons should have just juggled the ball (with his feet) a few more times and then smacked it over the fence without moving around so…

I feel like we should appreciate that Tiger commercial even more now. Go back and look at it. He hardly moves his feet the entire time despite moving the ball to and fro.

Its a combo plate of shit for that landing. Short runway, the airport is in a valley surrounded by mountains (so, yes, technically its in a pit) and the approaches are all pretty much terrible from an ease point of view. That final turn is SCARY if you are on the bottom (port?) side of the aircraft because you can…

PS if anyone is interested the bad ass song in the background is "Saharok" by Slim & Konstantah feat. Banuma. I will henceforth play this song whenever plowing into smart ass bike riders in my hood. Also, am I the only that wants to see the aftermath? Like, what does the driver say to the bike rider when he gets up…