Coors Khaki, please.

"This case has certainly take the shine off a University of Miami education."

or flip flops (rainbow or reef only, natch) and if you rock them with a blazer and khakis you get extra bro points.

John Kerry: You're saying that Vladimir Putin, one of the richest most powerful men in the world, who spends his nights poisoning and beating "criminals" to a pulp with other people's bare hands stole your super bowl ring and your plan is to call this man a liar? Good luck!

The article has some pretty glaring numbers in it. Here is a taste (sorry if its a bit long winded):

The funniest part of this? The NEMA box the tv sits in costs more than the tv itself. True story.

"Every new parent has served up a bottle of just-a-bit-too-warm formula to a baby by accident and then watched the baby scream in horror after being scalded by it, as if you just poured boiling oil down their throat. You feel like a monster."

This was without question my biggest issue with the coverage this received in the media and to some extent this article. It was "sexy" to call it a coup when in reality it was, at its most basic, the country trying to keep Chavez out of the mix in the easiest way possible. Still the same government. Still the same…

pssht. Whatever. If someone peels off an ELE type fart in the stall next to me im going to say something cheesy, yet classy, like: "fiber, dude, fiber"

Maybe Google "Honduras coup" before you write about it? Zelaya was trying to run for re-election even though its against the constitution. The supreme court told him no, he tried to do a broke-ass referendum with trumped up votes saying he could and he proceeded to try and hold the election. The military (which is…

My guess? People started wondering about his sexuality and so him and his buddy concocted this story with the aid of twitter to quell any rumors. Unfortunately, things escalated quickly and Brick killed a guy; or girl as the case may be.