Needs more waxed mustache.

As long as you don’t chew gum while you ride it.

Exactly! I remember when I was young (80's), that was a friggin epidemic. Then, a few years later the car would start to rust...right where they drilled into the paint. Priceless. If a dealer does that now, and you killed him/her with your bare hands, no jury would convict you.

Salt Life: Wisconsin Style

Agreed. “Haha Crischun so stoopid.” from the very same people who would lose their shit if there was a negative bumper sticker on someone else’s car about another religion or social issue.

And many of the parts for American cars are made in Canada or Mexico, and assembled in the states.

I like to pay for my Tibet. The free stuff just doesn’t have the same quality.

NSFW or anywhere else . . .

Even as a progressive person, I find this sticker to be really embarrassing.

Any one that makes it sound like a simple demand will fix a complex problems.

I remember I saw a van with a FREE CANDY bumper sticker on the day I lost my virginity.

(The candy was a lie.)

The problems are from socialism not oil prices.

What could possibly go wrong?

Sorry, but if you want a ‘65 Galaxie that handles and stops like a modern car, this is a pretty stupid way to go about it, given all the aftermarket chassis and brake kits on the market.

First off I was going to complain about the dirty rag in the back of a $28k car then I realized this wasn’t a 1965 ford dash and tunnel and looked beyond the rag to the giant Crack Pipe this thing is... no way am I paying $28k for a franken car.

Yeah, that’s like getting to third base with a hot girl and finding a dick.

Congrats, now you know what it’s like to live in a swing state.

Well most larger gas stations do have a fast food restaurant on the property, so the 5000+lb gas guzzler isn’t the only thing filling up.

That’s her size, good for her. I wonder what the size of SUVs say about the soccer moms that drive them?