I believe the Top Gear “CSI” team would have a field day with this interior. Rolled mucus, urine, cocaine, possibly a vajazzle and, liters of sputum.

They’re too busy covering Twitter feuds between second-tier celebrities. Priorities, man.

For eight grand I expect the seat to get a clean up, I mean the seat could probably could get a girl pregnant if her skirt was too short

Eeew!

Were you the CEO of AMC in 1990 or something? Because you just dropped a shit ton of obscure knowledge on us.

Approximately as collectible as “spores, molds, and fungus.”

But everyone will slow down to 55 in front of you

It's a very effective form of birth control.

There are so many on the road because the first owner had it for 10 years and only put 12,000 miles on it going to church and bridge night at the senior center. They’re really just as awful and unreliable as any GM product of that era.

Friend of mine did that to the hood of his old Audi. The result: there was, without fail, a dick drawn on his car at all times.

Ah, the coveted Fierarri F2.8, looks like you can slide a phone book between the front tire and wheel well.

For millenials: “Phone Books” were large, thick tomes that contained the landline phone numbers of local homes and businesses, in alphabetical order. Paper books, not clay tablets covered in cuneiform writing,…

Super-true facts.

It’s really easy to lie to yourself about a car. It’s like parents at Disney. With how much money you’ve sunk into it, you better enjoy it, or else!

So he used names of all his easily-find-able known associates and actually used his own name on one of the fake companies?

Four of twelve of them better be chiropractors and nephrologists after any off road adventure resulting in more than 200km.

these things seat like 12 people

The only person dumb enough to pay this much for a car with three year old pictures is an African prince who will pay you with a cashiers check and tell you to keep the change.

also us italians.. and we’re not too prudish to also add some twigs and berries

Only the Brits are classy enough to pull off a flag with titties on it. Awesome.

Only 145 were built because somebody had the good sense to stop it.