Spoiler Alert: In Last Jedi, we learn that Luke’s missing hand is the father of Rey and Lando’s butthole is the mother.

he was so chill after this scorpion kick i guess you could say he was...(*looks at camera*) sub-zero.

“Such an effect is minuscule and could cause a broadening of Earth’s orbit equal to less than an inch a year.”

This comment is absolutely bizarre, and WAY creepier than the comment you responded to.

Well, like I think Erin was getting at, the “driving too fast for conditions” is kind of a tautology for police. You were driving along under the speed limit, and didn’t crash? Driving an appropriate speed for conditions. You were driving along under the speed limit, but did crash? Logically you were driving too fast…

I don’t even think they can know what’s going to be displayed. Even if they do a thorough check today, the ads being served up tomorrow (or even an hour from now) are completely different.

How noble of you.

If that happens, the Garappolo takes will be enough to heat New England through the next half-dozen Polar Vortices.

I would consider auto play videos, and popups that make you wait 5 seconds before a page load are good examples of obnoxious.

My unscientific method shows Gizmodo takes about 5 seconds to load with my adblocker off. With it on it is around a second.

if you guys ever adjust your ads to be less batshit crazy obnoxious, please write an article alerting us. until then you will remain adblocked.

You’re absolutely right. Holdo steps up out of nowhere to take command, and you have this guy, who as you said is a leader and someone who is looked up to by the majority of this dwindling group of soldiers, begging her, pleading with her to tell him that she at least has some plan, and that they aren’t all just…

I didn’t characterize them as bitching.

Did you not get the joke? See, it’s funny because you may have been expecting a more family friendly name that didn’t allude to interesting fucking, but then I wrote the word kink, which let’s be honest, was a little tricky on my part and for that I apologize. I enjoy our talks

Un-nuanced.

Un-nuanced.

We’re talking about a movie that introduces one of its main villains with a “Your Mama” joke. And you are calling the people who criticise it “un-nuanced”.

How about the poor pacing and the painfully unfunny attempts at comedy that killed any sort of immersion?

Sounds like you’re the one bitching and moaning.

No—I need a movie that doesn’t waste my time. When you see a movie, a two hour piece of story-telling, there’s an assumption that the things you see and the characters you meet are important to the story. Most of the criticisms you characterize as bitching, are totally and complete valid. Your belittling attitude…

I feel like Rian Johnson failed the “yes, and...” lesson at improv class.

Just another example of why Disney needs a more coherent story telling plan between these movies. I know they will likely play a big part in Episode 9, but there were so many plot threads from 7 that Johnson just didn’t give a shit about.