Ok, I refuse to believe there are Pac-12 network commentator stans so I’m just going to assume you’re the guy talking. Therefore, next time when a crazy play like this happens remember to:

That was a terrible call on the announcer’s part. Managed to be struck speechless yet also sound disinterested by the end of it.

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And lost too! It’s like Christmas morning!

Probably because half their games are on SNF and Collinsworth doesn’t feel his job is done until he gets both the balls in his mouth.

Tuesday Morning. Just piles of barely organized useless shit for your wife/mother/wife&mother to sink an hour and a half into because “It’s such a good deal” (For a napkin holder shaped like a cartoon dog). And of course the stock constantly changes so they have to back to check every time you need anything new…

If the only black guy at BYU who’s not on the football team thinks he can hide inside a cougar costume, he’s pleasantly mistaken.

Right, but my point is you’re trying to equate two things that might be similar at a very base level (not attempting to be competitive), but are really very different.

This is a hilariously pedantic opener, made even more hilarious by the fact that unless you’re not allowed inside of a car period, you can still go to a drive through with someone else.

Next you’re going to tell me the fastest sprinters in the world mostly come from a small, relatively poor island...

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Yeah, that’s basically the trade-off you make. I’d be interested to see the incidence rates of serious knee/shoulder injuries as well.

I’m not saying that hit wasn’t awful, but considering concussions occur 8x more often when playing rugby than american football, I don’t think getting rid of padding is going to help.

The funny part is, the vast majority of military members (at least the ones I’ve met) would wholeheartedly agree with you.

It’s closer to if you favorited a BLM tweet on your lunch break. Dude is kneeling silently for 2 minutes at a time when everyone else is standing silently for 2 minutes. Stop trying to make it sound like he was taking half the third quarter off to picket outside the stadium or some shit.

The best I can describe it is when you have a realistic-ish show like The Wire that keeps having dialog set up or situations play out to specifically emphasize a character’s role. The fact that multiple characters have catchphrases in what is ostensibly a gritty crime drama is a good example of this.

I’m pretty sure you have a legal right to “go get cigarettes and milk” in this situation.

I finally sat down and just watched all of The Wire over the course of a few months last year. After everyone telling how amazing it is and how I just have to watch it I can confidently say it was fine. It tries too hard at times (a lot) and most of the characters are assholes. Some plot lines are predictable, others…

Honestly, the Seahawks look so bad offensively I think the Rams could beat them for the division

I fantasized about doing that thing in action movies where a guy jams his thumbs in another guy’s eyes so hard when Collinsworth said that.