Don’t look at porn between lunch and supper.

The rugby guys are vast and scarier.

He studied pastel painting in Paris and Buddhism in Tibet, according to Wikipedia. He’s a real stereotype.

Yeah, totally ... total dude-bro, frat shit ... they’re always doing culturally specific rituals and dances.

You seem like a Dumb. 

My eyes literally just rolled through my skull...come on, really?

As a rugby fan and a proud father of a soon to be college rugby player. the All Black Haka is a huge psychological advantage over the other team. Go youtube it. very impressive.

Don’t worry if I write rhymes, I write checks.  (C) Poet Laureate Sean Combs

Tamron Hall be smiling like there is a BOGO sale on Christian Loboutins. Seriously though, why is it that these companies never learn? They treat qualified, hardworking people (who are pulling in ratings) like crap, replace them with underperforming puppets (but perform well enough to secure an iron-clad contract) and…

Wait. This is actually a thing people are doing? At work?

Thanks to Megyn Kelly, I got to hear about half my co-workers defend blackface and the other half slowly nod in agreement.

Honestly. And what is this “I guess you had to be there” line? Like no shit, bro. And YOU weren’t even there. Why are we getting this fourth person account of a comedy set from Milwaukee?

Do all of you live in a world where sex is a series of command prompts asking if you’d like to continue or not? << This, right here. Thank you! Good lord.

Not in a situation where two people are sober and actively making out. Do all of you live in a world where sex is a series of command prompts asking if you’d like to continue or not? He wasn’t an employer and wasn’t in a position of power, at any point during that story she could say no and judging by the texts they…

Imagine writing a description of a Mitch Hedberg show. “He concluded with some brief non sequiturs about absurd and frankly unlikely situations. I guess you had to be there?”

I think the problem was less that the woman in question was a vindictive ‘groupie’ and more that Ansari did what many men have been taught that it’s okay to do; which was paying little mind to her consistent verbal and body language that said she was not interested in going further with him than they were. Of course…

This is the dumbest fucking post I’ve yet seen in the year of our lord 2018. You could take Richard Pryor’s most killer material and distill it down in a snarky and offputting blob of text and make it sound like he was a shitty comedian. The purpose of this post is clearly to try to put Ansari back up on that cross of…

I say this in a way that is divorced from Aziz or the woman victimized:

here you go:

I went to Singapore from Thailand and it was a bit of a let-down after Thailand. Yes, it was pretty and clean but it felt sterile and soul-less, too. People ignored up in Singapore but they came over to us and said “hi” in Thailand. Both had great food, though.