sanityklause
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sanityklause

“bulging biceps and sculpted pectoral muscles”

that katherine heigl blog post is chock full of REALLY HELPFUL STUFF, you guys.

I love to binge on comedy, stand up or otherwise, and I couldn’t make it through any of Iliza’s specials. She is just painfully unfunny, and I can find humor in many different forms of comedy.

Recycled pussy, there’s a joke in there somewhere.

I literally just binged on a bunch of stand-up specials on Netflix and Iliza’s was one of them. I was not impressed. She’s not the worst thing out there, but talk about generic, vagina-centered jokes. She had a huge bit on being a party animal and dating and....it was so generic I can’t even remember it. I definitely

I prefer War of 1812 jokes. I’m old school.

I’d never heard of her before so I looked her up on YouTube, I’m 15 minutes into “Confirmed Kills” and if she’s railing against “demographic” jokes then I’m just like “glass houses, girl.”

Jen Kirkman. The older one, “I’m going to die alone and I feel fine” is hilarious and the new one is pretty solid as well.

I’m not completely aware of Shlesinger. I had my son 3 years ago, and basically anyone who wasn’t pretty famous by then is outside the gate I think.

I bet they’re a gas!

Nope. She makes fun of herself for her weird desires (like to be a witch, with a hump back, and a claw), she makes fun of drinking culture, she makes fun of how girls are “too cool” for coats in the 20s, and her WWII joke is how we infantalize our grandparents... when Pip-pop or whatever lame white girl nick name we

hasn’t her shtick always been “women be crazy”?

I couldn’t disagree with you more.

She’s the girl that says “I’m not like other girls” and thinks that’s a good thing and not internalized misogyny because it means that other girls are terrible.

A friend of mine who shares my chronically single status once said that whenever she starts feeling bad about being alone, she spends more time hanging out with her heterosexual female friends who are married or living with their significant others. Their stories about being the primary

What is it with other people being so goddamn shitty about other people lives and their lifestyle choices? These are the same people who can’t imagine a married couple being childless by choice. Not everyone wants the same things in life but that doesn’t mean their lives are without content.

My bike is locked up outside my apartment with a cable lock. Your comment made me curious, so I went to test mine.

La la la la. Done!

When I used to care about such things, I would find a parking meter, flip the bike over, release the front wheel, lock the front wheel, the vertical frame tube, and rear wheel all to the parking meter with a standard Kryptonite (circa 1992) lock. The purpose of flipping the bike over was to secure the seat because I