Not to be outdone...

THANK YOU! I was like, “Really, someone is going to share the BASKETBALL team’s performance?” #smdh

It’s so you can get a better grip when lifting people.

THIS. Most reasonable comment on here!
Tl;dr Let’s all move on from this, but not forget what we learned AKA pay attention to physical and verbal consent and don’t be an asshole.

I see your Emilio and raise you Alan Cumming as Boris Grishenko.
“I AM INVINCIBLE!”

Ratchet.

Double negative AKA I agree.

I hate you because I will never not think this is funny. #butalsonightmares

I disagree that there’s “no skill involved” in ballroom dancing, but that there is no “prerequisite” to getting on the show except that you kind of have to be famous. I also agree that maybe her intentions were more about being famous than being a great athlete/Olympian and that’s why it’s upsetting to hear her be so…

As a rugby player, it’s a non-negotiable that refs are untouchable. This was deliberate and def malicious. The fact she’s a woman should have this player banned for life. How about we just don’t hit women ever, yeah? Not hard ya bastard.

That’s Joey Chestnut’s ex-fiance. It ended last year and probs why he got crushed by Matt Stonie. #LongLiveMegatoad

Sorry, guy.

I’ve definitely scrubbed the tiles in my bathroom more than once a year...ugh, mildew. Feeling like this list is for the casual cleaner...

It's a "Ms. Stanley"...sigh.

That first thing...
Not quite there yet, but mostly for emergencies. I have however been threatened to be cut off quite a few times, so almost? That and my parents pay for my cell phone bill (family plan). #noshame27

I feel like G. Angela M. J. Corpus is a bit overkill...