YES! At least in some cases, I think. Mine do. And I have wonderful memories of meeting a very large Geordie lady on vacation to Greece...

I am so disappointed by this. I always imagined them popping up above the water like little buoys.

Alright lets see if I can do this.

From my own post:

They do not. They were likely running away because they assumed you were asking to so as to ascertain the viability of a flotation device made out of balls. #misandry #onaboat

[children not part of the metaphor]

lmfao

Allow me. They do not.

Wait, you don't like the feeling of cumming?

TRUE DAT. I've had that happen at work all over my pants. Thanks, Obama! But my pee is crystal clear and smells like Burberry Brit so no biggie.

So I've been pissing on all those kids for nothing? I need to get my money back from the R. Kelly School of Being a Man. This is just one of my many complaints.

Do balls float in the bathtub and WHY HAS NO MAN EVER ANSWERED THAT AND WHY DO THEY ALL RUN AWAY WHEN I ASKED?

Uh, it usually does come out as a stream, except for like, the morning after if some semen is still in the urethra or at the urethral edge, then it sometimes sprays off sideways.

Wow dude. It's a little scratchy cardboard or plastic tube, not a big smooth vibrating phallus. C'mon now.

This seems to be the most common reverse misunderstanding:

Your reaction tells me that the comparison was super apt. YES, REALLY. IT'S NOT SEXUAL.

Yeah, what DOES a boner feel like?

It's ok, we all are! I even have a punch card. One more lay and I get a free sandwich.

How long do you have to be monogamous for it to qualify? What if you don't fuck anyone else that week?

Correct. They should also be fully aware that when they say women need to blame, sorry, "take responsibility" for their assaults, they are encouraging women to stay silent, and in turn are helping men like this continue to rape.

#1 cause of rape? Rapists