Everyone should know that Kate is always really mean to me on gchat.
My husband insists on wearing these horrible short khaki swim trunks with little palm trees embroidered on them. I have banned him from wearing them when children are around for fear he'll end up on a sex offender registry. So much penis.
Besides the obvious reasons, a lot of guys simply might not like to embarrass other people by having their dick on show
I've got a much better trick than that. I wear square leg swimmies, and just wear normal shorts over top of them. Then when I'ts time to get wet, I just drop trou (the concerned looks at this point are awesome) and start swimming. This way, I am aware that everyone can always see the outline of my package, so no need…
Really. Can you show me the location on this map where he prefers to swim…?
Another successful edition of "Why?", a column by Kate Dries!
Oh, he salutes you right back.
*salutes your boyfriend*
Me too! My man looks sexiest in his "boating shorts." They are trunks that are not too short but end a couple inches above his knee. Show me those sexy man legs!
Eh, not everyone. A conversation I just had with my husband, a 30 year old underwear under swimsuit wear-er.
I...think he's a guy... so just a regular boner.
Our gym class always ended 15 minutes early to accomodate for showering/changing. But it was mostly changing and then gossiping. At least in the girl's room.
My boyfriend wears a pair of highlighter yellow running shorts for swimming. Just dick. Dick everywhere.
That is a great point. Why didn't they give us more time to shower? Teenagers stink.
When I last visited a Nautica bathing suit shop, the salesgirl helpfully pointed out the undergarment that "many other guys" buy, along with the swimming trunks I chose.
I always thought no one showered after gym class because you have to be at your next class in five minutes. At least that's why no one at my school showered after PE.
I have learned new things today, from both this post and the many replies. This is why I Internetz.
I just like keeping my privates private. I have had my swimsuit fall off when diving. It has nothing to do with being gay. I just like my privacy.
Hey! I wear my swim trunks to the pool because I am lazy, not because I am afraid to change in front of dudes!