Fuckin' lollipop man! The kid in the church, Jordan Prentice at the end, BWWAAAAHHHH

I love "In Bruges". If you liked that, maybe try "Ondine" as well.* Those two movies convinced me that Colin Farrell can actually act instead of running around looking perpetually confused.

I was first introduced to these shorts on the body of a friend in Holland ~ 5 years ago, and damn if she didn't swear they called them "Poo-Catcher Pants" because of the extra and somewhat diapery roominess (in her opinion). This fact was later confirmed upon interrogating other fashionable Dutch teenage girls.

Samer: They seem nervous; many of them are unable to look directly into the camera. I could probably see myself hanging out and getting a drink with the antler modeling this watch.

They all have giant balls.

My son picked up a pair at a market in Cambodia for less than $5 USD; all the fishermen wear them. (He was out of clean clothes at the time.)

a haggle/kabuki dance

The crazy thing was, they were something like $6 and my girlfriend was all "Aw, hell naw!" and went into a haggle/kabuki dance with the shop owner each time. It was like watching a play because the exact same thing happened each time: extreme lowballing/refusal, expressions of outrage over the price/refusal, walking…

One of my favorite things is when Indian people touch clothes in Macys or something and say "I could get this made in India for $4." I've found that I say it too ;p

It occurs to me now...if that's the case then I withdraw my comment. But "outraged" is a bit strong. More like "briefly and mildly affronted enough to post a quick comment and then move on."

I actually have three pairs of "shorts" like that. I bought them in India for $4 a piece. Even they refer to them as "sinbad pants." But they're cheap and cool (temperature-wise, I still look like a doofus) in the summer. And they didn't cost $147.

This caught my eye as well.

He looks as though he was victimized by a random beard-flowering.

"I just... couldn't move... they were all over me... forgot to wax my arms..."

Wait, that shirt is for sale? I feel like they stole this shirt from Goodwill.

If I wanted to pay $62 on something to keep sweat out of my eyes I would go in a colder room and drink $62 worth of beer.

"[Ed. Note: As a woman, I don't know what that website is, so I can't vouch for this comparison.]"

It's like he lost a bet that involved "modeling," "homeless Steve Zissou," and "horrible website."

This guy looks so sad and embarrassed to be alive.

Whatever nation Sir Willups Brightslymoore was knighted in sounds dangerous and unstable, if summer's hottest trend and death sentence are the only options for a stupid photograph.

I clicked on the Preserve link in your other article. This is what greeted me.