Serial monogamy and prostitution are the only choices. Everyone knows that. Even JLo.

You use a stick of butter in a week?

I totally agree. I was being lazy with my language. I vaguely recall a survey where a pretty high percentage of college-aged men had some . . . dubious definitions of what actually constituted rape. Not necessarily terrible people, just uneducated/confused/not raised by me b/c I would have drilled that shit into…

Do you know that at least 80% of sexual assaults occur among people who know each other? Are you suggesting a woman should not be able to drink alcohol around her friends and acquaintances, because one of them might rape her? Are YOU allowed to drink with your friends without worrying one of them is going to rape…

I think people (mostly women) tend to get upset when they are given that type of advice not because it's inherently bad to give, but because we hear it OVER AND OVER AND OVER and we never hear those same people saying to men, "Don't rape. Don't have sex with girls who are passed out. Don't try to take advantage of…

The penis has become self-aware. :o

Okay. See. Your sentence says "It's not a womans [sic] fault . . . but it may be her fault . . . ." Do you see why people are confused and/or mocking you?

Ha! My mother in law makes "eggs benedict" but instead of hollandaise she just melts Velveeta over everything. My husband was SO disappointed the first time he ordered it in a restaurant.

Yes! I love it! Flying is magical. And scary.

Oh my god, fuck the salad. I would eat the shit out of those. Similarly, I like to use pancetta to make the shell, and then fill it with homemade mac and cheese.

Woah woah woah, that is not what goulash is in my family. I take back my previous comment as it applies to this "goulash" you speak of. Goulash in my family is elbows, canned tomatoes, ground beef, paprika, and other spices. And it is sooooo good.

Oh god, goulash. I MUST EAT goulash soon.

I have never felt so normal as I did reading this conversation. It's fucking surreal for me most of the time and I fly about once a month.

That is my favorite part! I will locate the person and glare at them. Although they usually don't look back because they are sane/boring.

Slam beer when bored teenager wanders through background staring at phone, unimpressed with 12,000 square foot beach home.

OH MY GOD the paint people! "I don't like this room, it's all white." GAHHH FUCK YOU RICH LADY!

I have been trying SO HARD to convince my husband that shorter shorts on guys look good (not crazy short, but, like you said, a bit above the knee). The man's legs are like giant muscly tree trunks. Show that shit off!

I love this and it's equally true of old women. You must have a total lack of fear of infection to sit on a goddamn locker room bench naked.

Thank god I can go home tonight and tell my husband that the reason I have to pee so much more often than him is because I have a shorter urethra. Fool is always giving me shit for that.

Isn't the real problem here this woman's terrible taste in clothing?