I've had e. coli, which lives in shit, even adorable 4-month-old baby shit. It was the most painful experience of my life, and I've had some semi-serious injuries. Shit + food do not go in the same room. EVER. It's disgusting and dangerous. Jesus, even people in third world countries know better than to wipe and…

I don't know why this made me laugh out loud, but it did. And I agree.

She could have taken them to the car, where there were no PEOPLE PUTTING FOOD IN THEIR MOUTHS. I wish I knew who you were so I could make sure to never eat any food you prepare. Goo.

That's true, were are talking about how bad it might have smelled, because you brought up the largely unimportant topic of whether or not the poo smelled bad. It's poo, in a restaurant, where people eat food. That's disgusting and a health code violation.

*shudder* That's exactly what I'm afraid of. I'm optimistic I'll find another mom like me and we'll drink wine and bitch together. At PTA meetings we'll sit in the back together and make snarky comments.

Yes. It's a SHIT analogy. Terrible reasoning skills. Got it. Later!

Buuuut someone broke through the doors . . .that lock.

Well you're the only one I've seen so far. And, ya know, I think you're wrong.

So you're going to stick to your guns, huh? Giving out a full name is the same as giving out an SSN? Really? So every single person who is ever on TV might as well just flash their SSN on screen because, hey, it's so easy to get anyway?

That is terrifying. So you just have to choose between raising a sheltered, helpless kid and potentially getting arrested?

They do this in my VERY SAFE small town neighborhood! Are they afraid their kids will burn off the candy calories if they actually let them move their bodies? It's crazy to me.

Ha, a friend of mine is very pale with bright copper hair and she has had the same problem since getting married. Apparently many people are unfamiliar with the concept of interracial marriage.

UGH. I grew up relatively poor and my husband and I are now pretty well off and ready to try for kids. My main concern is that, because we are doing well financially, our kids are going to grow up around these fuckers. Rich people. *eye roll*

THANK YOU! I thought of this story but I couldn't find it (after 8 seconds of googling, after which I gave up). Talk about a double standard.

Okay, the benefit of you playing golf does not correspondence with the benefit of this woman going to work so she can provide food and shelter for herself and her daughter. Are you being purposefully dense to be an asshole or do you just have terrible reasoning skills?

We get it. You're amazing. But what would you suggest she do with her kid if she can't afford daycare? Quit her job? Leave her kid in their home that had just been broken into?

Haha, yeah it kind of sad how so many people just never learn. Maybe I should start hanging out in clubs and giving well-reasoned lectures to men every time they try this.

"it's foolishly simplistic to think trolls only target women."

"Violent images are unsettling because of the violence, not the gender of the victim."

What lunchcoma said.