Ha! I definitely did that too. "Making drugs! Don't come in, Mom! Everyone's naked b/c otherwise, you know, they could steal the drugs!"

That's not the joke.

DVF has successfully turned a sow's ear into a $1,725 sow's ear. Amazing.

Thanks for the judgy rant. It was fun. It still is (although far less often now that I'm older and get hangovers). Thanks for the faux concern and projecting your life onto others!

Ugh, I know EXACTLY what you are talking about. A girl I went to college with is batshit right wing and I recently sent her a private fb message to let her know some crazy story she had posted was untrue and she wrote back "it doesn't matter if it was true, the point still stands." Um, evidence please?

Some of us are allergic to puppies and kittens feel that rainbows trivialize gay rights issues. Check your privilege? (Am I doing this right?)

I get all the dangers, etc., but to just answer your question: because it's fun. Really really really fun. I have memories from college of things that almost certainly would not have happened were everyone (anyone?) involved sober. Hilarious, weird, sometimes slightly dangerous memories.

Yes, Katy Perry, intellectual that she is, was clearing using her performance of I Kissed a Girl to reference this obscure historical event.

You're making some pretty big assumptions there. When I go out to eat, the server is a huge part of the experience. I want to sit at a table and have someone BRING me wine, food, etc., and clear it away when I'm done.

Lisa Frank. This story gets better and better.

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

I had e. coli in law school. It was the most painful experience of my life (even worse than that time I had shigellosis! maybe I should stop eating at casino buffets?). Anyway, I lost about 13 pounds, which is a ton on my frame. Some small, sick part of me kind of wishes I would get it again.

I'm 29 and my habits are pretty much the same. Whenever I worry I'm drinking too much I just enforce some arbitrary rule for some arbitrary period. For example, I didn't drink on weekdays in May. A lot of the time I go dry for January. Or I'll just go 2 weeks or a month or something without any alcohol.

Can we focus on the real story? I'm obviously referring to his hat.

Racerback bra. Also not a big fucking deal.

I think she was more making fun of the attorney. I'm an attorney and it is completely fucking bizarre to me that an attorney would make a statement like that on facebook, of all places. Maybe it's because I mostly rep large corporations, but I assume I'd get dropped like a hot potato by several clients for pulling…

Not to mention it looks like no one filed a motion to dismiss. The court issued an order on the plaintiff's motion for preliminary injunction, that's it. The language of the article is just . . . not good.

The court can't just throw a case out because it involves an alleged rapist. He court that the plaintiff is entitled to a determination on the merits as to whether Duke followed its own procedures in expelling him. That's it.

I'm so annoyed at the way the article is written, and the fact that it has resulted in tons of confused, or just totally off base, comments.

The article was poorly written. If you read the actual order the judge is saying he is entitled to a trial to determine whether Duke followed its own procedures, NOT a trial to determine if he is guilty of rape.