I’m still here just completely stunned that this wasn’t a slideshow... 

LOL reading this comment now as this piece is sent back up for another go-round.

So he bought a house on top of an ancient bowling ball burial ground. We know how this ends.  And it ain’t pretty.

Moats and drawbridges or GTFO.

“Dragged” is the right word because the dialogue on that show sure dragged.

I am terrified of blancmange. Especially the ones that play tennis.

Because a long time ago, when the Pilgrims were having a particular rough go of things, the Indians/Native Americans (whatever) felt sorry for them. So they brought some cooked turkeys, pizza, chips and dip, along with several cases of beer over to the Pilgrim village. The Pilgrims said, “hey, we can’t do this on a…

This showed I am the type of person who gets to about “H” and says fuck this. 

https://satwcomic.com/bear-whisperer

Remember when we thought this would be over by summer? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

I’ve got a pretty good chowdah recipe from having grown up in New England, but enough chowdah for 500 clams? That’s a wicked lotta chowdah.

My favorite readers are the ones that just narrow the browser window and read it as a scrolling feature if they don’t like slideshow format.

My favorite retailers are the ones that don’t use slideshows to drive ad revenue.

Despite what many people say, Netflix is not a drug.

Slideshow. Why. Why slideshow.

I hope karma rains down on the mother fuckers that did this. I hope it rains down so hard it’s like a lightning bolt/tsunami/hurricane and a bitch slap down to hell.

I hated this finale so goddamn much. Like, no snark, I’m genuinely happy that Segel had a great, personally fulfilling experience making this show. But that realization didn’t have to come at the expense of the show itself. I was invested in these characters, especially the (almost never seen on TV) romance story…