Not species. Cultuvars or varietals. The domestic apple is a single species, the different types we see at stores are the equivalent of dog breeds. Selectively bred within that species.

I like this method for large batches of bacon, but as someone who doesn’t own a dishwasher, I tend to avoid it if I can, because washing a wire rack that’s been used for bacon sucks ass. It takes forever, and the thing is still never clean.

That’s a dang lie!  Triscuits have never been edible!

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I looked around quite a bit, and the only example I could actually find was season 4 of The Killing, which ran on Netflix after AMC canceled it. My hunch is Netflix lost the rights to the other seasons and decided it was better to not keep the orphaned season by itself.

David Brin said that Trump is the Mule to Nate Silver’s Hari Seldon.

I enjoy honeycrisps, but I’m not always in the mood for an apple the size of a grapefruit. 

As a Christian myself, I can honestly say that if your faith is so fragile that a comic adventure wherein the main characters are focused on saving mankind from annihilation offends you on a spiritual level, then you need to seriously take a look at yourself.

Nice, but no cigar. I was interested until 1)no sync 2)no nested folders.

The local baseball team’s pretty good though…

So fighting nazis is a bad thing now? Weird, that used to make you a great American.

What a shame. This pair would have given us so many quality memes.

What if my fridge is now stuck in the neighbors tree?

There’s no respect any more for being straight and white in this country.