Somewhat on topic...

Or you can just really let yourself go. That way, people will see you as brave, instead of fat.

Well, after watching this video, all I really know is that guys with tattoos don't own bottle openers.

"There simply more puny males than Alpha! It game of percentages not preference! Same rule apply to women: Far fewer hot than not!"

Poor guy just can't catch a break.

"Sue everyone!"

Whatever. Next you'll be telling me that smoking is bad.

Get the multi-coin block, you fool!!!!!!

"My favorite Muppet is Miss Piggy because she's so girly."

I shined the eclipse on my hand a little too long, I guess.

Based on the video, my money would be on Apple (if I had to guess), since the demo was presented entirely on a Mac.

The deal-breaker for motion control is latency. It just makes everything feel broken.

That Subway is fucked if Frankenstein tries a smash & grab.

All this eclipse does is rise and set and make little eclipses, and that's all.

Lovely but disappointingly low-res.

"Scam... You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

"A tank of gas"

"All right, brain, you don't like me and I don't like you but let's get through this and I can get back to killing you with beer."

Not in the face!! Not in the face!!

Definitely. That's Supe's blue.