I know you hate Adam Sandler, but this is somewhat relevant and pretty funny:

What's the meaning of this slacking off? We're running out of forward momentum! Oh, Tuttle's Sunday trousers! You infernal ninny! Stick your left hoof on that flange, now! Now, if you can get it through your bug-addled brain, jam that second mephitic clodhopper of yours on the right doodad! Now pump those scrawny…

Ah, Ray Lewis, the frowny-faced murderer with a heart of gold.

Heh... getaway limo.

Nicely done.

Thanks for the non-sarcastic response (lot of wiseguys here on Gizmodo).

Sorry, but the greatest album of all time was released in 1969 and it was called: Abbey Road.

Hrmm? The... "Bea... tells", you say?

And this is from..???

ARGHHHHH!!!! MY FUCKING EARS!!!

Motivational speaker, Matt Foley, approves.

"Outer space shall be free for exploration and use by all States"

"Honda is pouring a lot of money into this ad"

Sometimes science doesn't know what it's talking about.

I can't NOT see the image, no matter what I do.

Erin Brockovich; the prostitute with the heart of gold.

My comment had absolutely nothing to do with responsibility. It plainly states that both men saw or were informed of child molestation on their campus and BOTH acted in the exact same manner by doing next to nothing.

Yes. McQueary should have removed the child from that nightmarish situation but that's not what my comment was regarding.