"Ello! Ello! What's awl dis den?!?

Hmmm.. Which is the more impressive no-wheels-landing: Water or Concrete?

True, my 4S battery doesn't last forever and ever, but it sure as hell puts my 3DS to shame.

A bendable screen would, actually, be very functional in a phone. Imagine if you could fold your iPhone/Droid/etc in half, clam shell-style, to protect the screen when not in use.

Prison ain't so bad. You can make sangria in the terlet.

"It's European!"

Also...

I don't know... 2012's projected defense budget is only $1.4 trillion. Good luck figuring out a way to cut a staggering $186,666 out of that, pal!

Spoiler Alert: "...gigantic exploding Human Blob thing at the end..."

I always read "Instapaper" as "Instapooper".

Amen, brutha.

HA! Good doggy!

Seriously, did you guys intentionally try to find the worst versions of these normally-hilarious videos?

I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!

At last, world peace!

"Big BREASTED People Have More Facebook Friends"

Why do Les Paul Jrs always sound so damned good?

...btw, that broken image is supposed to be a ram. A red ram.