Then the day is mine!!!

"REDRAM"

Yes. Helpful, indeed. Thank you. (but spensive)

True. That purchased feature seems pretty useless.

Buying ringtones... I will never do that. I have an iPhone. It vibrates.

Weezer should tour with the Aquabats.

Fruits, vegetables good. Eat them.

Ha! Talk about a punchline!

damn...

"It's got to be fully functional..."

It's true. I've encountered some VERY friendly and sympathetic TSA officers. One gave my Miniature Pinscher a doggy snack and a "Jr TSA Agent" sticker for her travel case, and another, without being asked, arranged a mini-shuttle to transport my pregnant (and exhausted) wife to her departure gate.

"Pfshh... Amateurs."

Sweet lord, YES, I'm buying a 4S!

That is true. It is disappointing not to get a redesign (especially, from Apple), but the 4S guts are fantastic... and the "outside" is still the best looking phone to date, by far.

My sentiments exactly! "Whaaah! Me want teardrop! TEARDROP!"

The Nano really is a great exercise companion, BUT... the cord that runs from the Nano to the earbuds CONSTANTLY gets in the way due to the constant movement that comes from exercising.

Fantastic! I love wasting money!

...or every date-rapist's.

But, wait, I thought alcohol was supposed to be good for you?! Red wine for the heart. Hard liquor for longevity. Beer to increase charisma. That's all I've been hearing for the past decade!